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Fahngeh 🇱🇷
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Gbetu • Singlet Mom • Sometimey Writer • Alltimey Educator • Jaded Scientist • Zombie theorist • 🧠♿️

📚🏆Writer/Awards (crime, juju, SF, folklore): THE LAZARUS EFFECT, THE SCORE, FUGEE, Africa39, MMF Scholar, Granta, Lolwe, Isele etc
My Christmas tree - which is usually up by the time I hear the first Bonnie M song in early November but this year I moved and it only went up after unpacking and arranging the whole house - is up!
Clap for me! 🤗
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'll always stan a queen who knows how and when to tell people to kiss her beautiful ass. 👸🏽💅🏽
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Today on The Dark Continent: a 400 yr old man just snuffed out a bit more light...
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If anybody had told me that as the world fell apart around us the thing that would make me happier than pink in a rainbow would be TV shows about hotsadbatshitcrazy white men doing stuff...

... I'd say "sounds about right" 🥰
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Reposted by Fahngeh 🇱🇷
All Protocol Observed.

Welcome to Issue 215 of The Continent.

Egypt’s bid to stamp out dissent has created a screen-to-prison pipeline. Children lured through gaming are jailed without trial — on terror charges.

Read it here: bit.ly/TC_215
September 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by Fahngeh 🇱🇷
A nice thing about getting older is you can say, “boy i done seen some shit” and even if you if haven’t actually seen anything, people will mostly take your word for it
February 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Americans saying "what's at stake here is free speech" have really never studied the making of a civil war anywhere in the Global South.
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Okayyyyy, America.
Wawu...
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
LISTEN.
My brain hasn't wrinkled this hard since... I don't even know. My only quibble is this could've been 6-7 episodes instead of 9. Cuz the red herrings went rainbow at some point.
Excellent 🎯
June 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
We can't catch a break under this clown. For so many Africans this is our reality, sending and receiving money between the US and home.
President Trump’s so-called “big beautiful bill,” includes a 3.5% tax on remittances by non-citizens. New analysis by The Continent shows this could raise transaction costs to over 9% in at least eight African countries, especially for small transfers.
Trump tax will cost some African senders 10% of remittance
According to the Mo Ibrahim Foundation, the average cost of sending remittances to Africa is 7.4%, even before the Trump tax kicks in.
continent.substack.com
June 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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We Built This City is a limited series of photo essays by The Continent on African cities. This week, we are in Lilongwe with James Jamu.
Lilongwe, and how we hold the space we make
We Built This City is a limited series of photo essays by The Continent on African cities. This week, we are in Lilongwe with James Jamu.
continent.substack.com
June 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I'm ready to purge this rainy season. Books I've put off for years, in 2025 I fini ready.

The world is in the toilet. Let the pouring tears and teeth gnashing begin.
June 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I finally made time and started watching Shōgun. Excellent viewing! Maaan white pipo never beating the allegations, the eau de coloniale is top notch 🤣
May 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Is it deluded vanity to say I want whatever treatment these stars do where they disappear for like 5-10yrs and come back with cleaver-clean cheekbones but I only want it if they don't slice your face up?

Cuz it looks hot 🔥

Maybe I just want the makeup...
Lindsay Lohan stuns in new photo.
May 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I thought:
*firing people meant setting them on fire. Thought my Mom burned the housekeepers to death in the backyard

*flying by plane meant you'd gone to heaven

*when people died in movies they died in real life. So all 'dying' roles in Hollywood were only given to actors on their death beds
“Bizarre things you firmly believed when a kid” is one of my favorite genres and I firmly believe we all have excellent examples if we can remember them
May 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Every news outlet: "The new Pope Leo is of mixed Italian, French, and Spanish ancestry."

Black people looking at the new pope: "Dis dude look like my uncle Carl."

Say the quiet part out loud, Yt people. THE POPE IS ALSO BLACK 🥳🙌🏽
May 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Today, my chaotic opinion is that writers should get a free $1000 every year. To keep the "real books made by real humans" concept alive & AI off our backs a little longer.

Keep human writing alive! 💚📚💸📖💰🗞💵✍️🏽

#WorldBookAndCopyrightDay2025
April 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today, my chaotic opinion is that writers should get a free $1000 every year. A stipend. To keep the "real books made by real humans" concept alive & AI off our backs a little longer.

Keep human writing alive! 💚💸💵💷💶📚

#WorldBookAndCopyrightDay
April 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
🎉🤸🏽‍♀️🏄🏽‍♀️
My votes for location:
*Nigeria
*Ghana
*Kenya
In that order. This show needs some real chaos, African style.
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Good morning and America's gonna lose this trade tiff with China so bad becuz remember when we were kids and everybody used to laugh at "fongkong" goods then China (the whole Asia really) went quiet for like 20yrs and when they opened up they FLOODED the world with superior everything?

Yeah 🤭🍿
April 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Ep. 1 of the new Black Mirror and already I hate it here. A BRAIN SUBSCRIPTION??! For formerly braindead people like myself I'd be gone. How will I make enough monthly to stay alive, who'll remember to pay the subscription, WHY THE NEED FOR CONSTANT UPGRADES? Aw hewwll nah this gon end so bad
April 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I hate to be that guy, that SCIENTIST no less but as a zombie theorist it's irresponsible to not point out: every zombie begins with this breakthrough. Then the camera cuts to that one guy foaming in supermarket before hell breaks loose...
March 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
When I grow up, I want to be the Liberian version of Leigh Bardugo 🙏🏽🕯📿
www.altaonline.com/books/a63904...
The Fantasy Life
Leigh Bardugo conquered the YA category with her magical novels, achieving fame and financial success. Then, five years ago, she took the leap to adult fiction and began building new worlds for millio...
www.altaonline.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
LISTEN.
Don't fuck with Laura Lippman. Don't fuck with Megan Abbott. Or Tana French. Or Liz Moore. Don't mess with my White Girls In Crime if you can't do justice to their work. I was underwhelmed by Lady in the Lake, it felt forced. Now I've seen 2episodes of Long Bright River and what?? Nah mehn.
March 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
And I'm today years old when I learned Riley Sager and Grady Hendrix are men 😆

My writer's card needs to be revoked! Why I always the last to know news??
March 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM