Fahngeh 🇱🇷
@hawajande.bsky.social
Gbetu • Singlet Mom • Sometimey Writer • Alltimey Educator • Jaded Scientist • Zombie theorist • 🧠♿️
📚🏆Writer/Awards (crime, juju, SF, folklore): THE LAZARUS EFFECT, THE SCORE, FUGEE, Africa39, MMF Scholar, Granta, Lolwe, Isele etc
📚🏆Writer/Awards (crime, juju, SF, folklore): THE LAZARUS EFFECT, THE SCORE, FUGEE, Africa39, MMF Scholar, Granta, Lolwe, Isele etc
My Christmas tree - which is usually up by the time I hear the first Bonnie M song in early November but this year I moved and it only went up after unpacking and arranging the whole house - is up!
Clap for me! 🤗
Clap for me! 🤗
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My Christmas tree - which is usually up by the time I hear the first Bonnie M song in early November but this year I moved and it only went up after unpacking and arranging the whole house - is up!
Clap for me! 🤗
Clap for me! 🤗
I'll always stan a queen who knows how and when to tell people to kiss her beautiful ass. 👸🏽💅🏽
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I'll always stan a queen who knows how and when to tell people to kiss her beautiful ass. 👸🏽💅🏽
Today on The Dark Continent: a 400 yr old man just snuffed out a bit more light...
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Today on The Dark Continent: a 400 yr old man just snuffed out a bit more light...
If anybody had told me that as the world fell apart around us the thing that would make me happier than pink in a rainbow would be TV shows about hotsadbatshitcrazy white men doing stuff...
... I'd say "sounds about right" 🥰
... I'd say "sounds about right" 🥰
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
If anybody had told me that as the world fell apart around us the thing that would make me happier than pink in a rainbow would be TV shows about hotsadbatshitcrazy white men doing stuff...
... I'd say "sounds about right" 🥰
... I'd say "sounds about right" 🥰
Okayyyyy, America.
Wawu...
Wawu...
September 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Okayyyyy, America.
Wawu...
Wawu...
LISTEN.
My brain hasn't wrinkled this hard since... I don't even know. My only quibble is this could've been 6-7 episodes instead of 9. Cuz the red herrings went rainbow at some point.
Excellent 🎯
My brain hasn't wrinkled this hard since... I don't even know. My only quibble is this could've been 6-7 episodes instead of 9. Cuz the red herrings went rainbow at some point.
Excellent 🎯
June 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
LISTEN.
My brain hasn't wrinkled this hard since... I don't even know. My only quibble is this could've been 6-7 episodes instead of 9. Cuz the red herrings went rainbow at some point.
Excellent 🎯
My brain hasn't wrinkled this hard since... I don't even know. My only quibble is this could've been 6-7 episodes instead of 9. Cuz the red herrings went rainbow at some point.
Excellent 🎯
I'm ready to purge this rainy season. Books I've put off for years, in 2025 I fini ready.
The world is in the toilet. Let the pouring tears and teeth gnashing begin.
The world is in the toilet. Let the pouring tears and teeth gnashing begin.
June 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm ready to purge this rainy season. Books I've put off for years, in 2025 I fini ready.
The world is in the toilet. Let the pouring tears and teeth gnashing begin.
The world is in the toilet. Let the pouring tears and teeth gnashing begin.
I finally made time and started watching Shōgun. Excellent viewing! Maaan white pipo never beating the allegations, the eau de coloniale is top notch 🤣
May 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I finally made time and started watching Shōgun. Excellent viewing! Maaan white pipo never beating the allegations, the eau de coloniale is top notch 🤣
Today, my chaotic opinion is that writers should get a free $1000 every year. To keep the "real books made by real humans" concept alive & AI off our backs a little longer.
Keep human writing alive! 💚📚💸📖💰🗞💵✍️🏽
#WorldBookAndCopyrightDay2025
Keep human writing alive! 💚📚💸📖💰🗞💵✍️🏽
#WorldBookAndCopyrightDay2025
April 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today, my chaotic opinion is that writers should get a free $1000 every year. To keep the "real books made by real humans" concept alive & AI off our backs a little longer.
Keep human writing alive! 💚📚💸📖💰🗞💵✍️🏽
#WorldBookAndCopyrightDay2025
Keep human writing alive! 💚📚💸📖💰🗞💵✍️🏽
#WorldBookAndCopyrightDay2025
🎉🤸🏽♀️🏄🏽♀️
My votes for location:
*Nigeria
*Ghana
*Kenya
In that order. This show needs some real chaos, African style.
My votes for location:
*Nigeria
*Ghana
*Kenya
In that order. This show needs some real chaos, African style.
April 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
🎉🤸🏽♀️🏄🏽♀️
My votes for location:
*Nigeria
*Ghana
*Kenya
In that order. This show needs some real chaos, African style.
My votes for location:
*Nigeria
*Ghana
*Kenya
In that order. This show needs some real chaos, African style.
Mwehn o (good morning), Womble! Rainy season is starting in Liberia and I'm pairing it with some deep reads: JAMES, THE VANISHING HALF & THE MARRIAGE PORTRAIT. Lightening it up with MARGO'S GOT MONEY TROUBLES
April 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Mwehn o (good morning), Womble! Rainy season is starting in Liberia and I'm pairing it with some deep reads: JAMES, THE VANISHING HALF & THE MARRIAGE PORTRAIT. Lightening it up with MARGO'S GOT MONEY TROUBLES
Good morning and America's gonna lose this trade tiff with China so bad becuz remember when we were kids and everybody used to laugh at "fongkong" goods then China (the whole Asia really) went quiet for like 20yrs and when they opened up they FLOODED the world with superior everything?
Yeah 🤭🍿
Yeah 🤭🍿
April 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Good morning and America's gonna lose this trade tiff with China so bad becuz remember when we were kids and everybody used to laugh at "fongkong" goods then China (the whole Asia really) went quiet for like 20yrs and when they opened up they FLOODED the world with superior everything?
Yeah 🤭🍿
Yeah 🤭🍿
Ep. 1 of the new Black Mirror and already I hate it here. A BRAIN SUBSCRIPTION??! For formerly braindead people like myself I'd be gone. How will I make enough monthly to stay alive, who'll remember to pay the subscription, WHY THE NEED FOR CONSTANT UPGRADES? Aw hewwll nah this gon end so bad
April 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ep. 1 of the new Black Mirror and already I hate it here. A BRAIN SUBSCRIPTION??! For formerly braindead people like myself I'd be gone. How will I make enough monthly to stay alive, who'll remember to pay the subscription, WHY THE NEED FOR CONSTANT UPGRADES? Aw hewwll nah this gon end so bad
LISTEN.
Don't fuck with Laura Lippman. Don't fuck with Megan Abbott. Or Tana French. Or Liz Moore. Don't mess with my White Girls In Crime if you can't do justice to their work. I was underwhelmed by Lady in the Lake, it felt forced. Now I've seen 2episodes of Long Bright River and what?? Nah mehn.
Don't fuck with Laura Lippman. Don't fuck with Megan Abbott. Or Tana French. Or Liz Moore. Don't mess with my White Girls In Crime if you can't do justice to their work. I was underwhelmed by Lady in the Lake, it felt forced. Now I've seen 2episodes of Long Bright River and what?? Nah mehn.
March 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
LISTEN.
Don't fuck with Laura Lippman. Don't fuck with Megan Abbott. Or Tana French. Or Liz Moore. Don't mess with my White Girls In Crime if you can't do justice to their work. I was underwhelmed by Lady in the Lake, it felt forced. Now I've seen 2episodes of Long Bright River and what?? Nah mehn.
Don't fuck with Laura Lippman. Don't fuck with Megan Abbott. Or Tana French. Or Liz Moore. Don't mess with my White Girls In Crime if you can't do justice to their work. I was underwhelmed by Lady in the Lake, it felt forced. Now I've seen 2episodes of Long Bright River and what?? Nah mehn.
Women own every month. This month, this year, I want to be enthralled and in pain. Stabbing myself over and over with writing so good by authors so talented in their portrayals of lives so rich and desperate and triumphant that it's madness.
I'm sobbing and having the time of my life. 🌻💛🔥
I'm sobbing and having the time of my life. 🌻💛🔥
March 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Women own every month. This month, this year, I want to be enthralled and in pain. Stabbing myself over and over with writing so good by authors so talented in their portrayals of lives so rich and desperate and triumphant that it's madness.
I'm sobbing and having the time of my life. 🌻💛🔥
I'm sobbing and having the time of my life. 🌻💛🔥
What does a mom do when she's home sick from work? Runs a movie marathon of everything she's missed before her kid gets home from school 🤸🏽♀️💃🏽.
To start, the absolute WTFukkedy of 'Saltburn'! I was howling throughout 😆😫😭
Next up, the brilliance of 'Conclave'.
To start, the absolute WTFukkedy of 'Saltburn'! I was howling throughout 😆😫😭
Next up, the brilliance of 'Conclave'.
February 12, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What does a mom do when she's home sick from work? Runs a movie marathon of everything she's missed before her kid gets home from school 🤸🏽♀️💃🏽.
To start, the absolute WTFukkedy of 'Saltburn'! I was howling throughout 😆😫😭
Next up, the brilliance of 'Conclave'.
To start, the absolute WTFukkedy of 'Saltburn'! I was howling throughout 😆😫😭
Next up, the brilliance of 'Conclave'.
Z in December: Mama, Teacher says we must make a science project.
Me: Ehn so? On what? "Science project" da na direction.
Z, Jan. 6: Mama! Teacher say fix anything. Let's start soon.
Z end of January: You woman! Are you a real scientist or you stole your degree??
Complete: Neutralization Rocket🎯🚀
Me: Ehn so? On what? "Science project" da na direction.
Z, Jan. 6: Mama! Teacher say fix anything. Let's start soon.
Z end of January: You woman! Are you a real scientist or you stole your degree??
Complete: Neutralization Rocket🎯🚀
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Z in December: Mama, Teacher says we must make a science project.
Me: Ehn so? On what? "Science project" da na direction.
Z, Jan. 6: Mama! Teacher say fix anything. Let's start soon.
Z end of January: You woman! Are you a real scientist or you stole your degree??
Complete: Neutralization Rocket🎯🚀
Me: Ehn so? On what? "Science project" da na direction.
Z, Jan. 6: Mama! Teacher say fix anything. Let's start soon.
Z end of January: You woman! Are you a real scientist or you stole your degree??
Complete: Neutralization Rocket🎯🚀
Read this today aaaannnddddd.....
.......
...I need to lie down for the rest of the year.
.......
...I need to lie down for the rest of the year.
January 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Read this today aaaannnddddd.....
.......
...I need to lie down for the rest of the year.
.......
...I need to lie down for the rest of the year.
Bless Former President Jimmy Carter for living to the ripe old age of 100. Of being a rare breed of compassionate statesman and ally to the Africa in times when it wasn't popular. And passing away when Biden can give him the send-off he's worthy of, not Trump.
December 30, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Bless Former President Jimmy Carter for living to the ripe old age of 100. Of being a rare breed of compassionate statesman and ally to the Africa in times when it wasn't popular. And passing away when Biden can give him the send-off he's worthy of, not Trump.
Everybody to me: Omg I know you're over superhero backstories but watch 'The Penguin'. Colin Farrell is excellent!
Me watching, looking for Colin Farrell: Huh? He's not even in this. Or is he a celebrity cameo? Did he die already in a gunfight?
*goes to Google*
Unholy hell 🤯
Me watching, looking for Colin Farrell: Huh? He's not even in this. Or is he a celebrity cameo? Did he die already in a gunfight?
*goes to Google*
Unholy hell 🤯
December 30, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Everybody to me: Omg I know you're over superhero backstories but watch 'The Penguin'. Colin Farrell is excellent!
Me watching, looking for Colin Farrell: Huh? He's not even in this. Or is he a celebrity cameo? Did he die already in a gunfight?
*goes to Google*
Unholy hell 🤯
Me watching, looking for Colin Farrell: Huh? He's not even in this. Or is he a celebrity cameo? Did he die already in a gunfight?
*goes to Google*
Unholy hell 🤯
Chey, I got some serious catching up to do! Holidays being spent between sunny days outside & chilling in front of fave TV shows
December 29, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Chey, I got some serious catching up to do! Holidays being spent between sunny days outside & chilling in front of fave TV shows
Prezzies I got for Christmas:
*handmade Liberian quilt (increasingly rare cuz the craftwomanship is a dying art)
*portable fan
*mini planters for herbs
*African boubous & Bluetooth speaker (gifts to myself)
What did you guys get? 🎁🎄🎀🎅🏾
*handmade Liberian quilt (increasingly rare cuz the craftwomanship is a dying art)
*portable fan
*mini planters for herbs
*African boubous & Bluetooth speaker (gifts to myself)
What did you guys get? 🎁🎄🎀🎅🏾
December 26, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Prezzies I got for Christmas:
*handmade Liberian quilt (increasingly rare cuz the craftwomanship is a dying art)
*portable fan
*mini planters for herbs
*African boubous & Bluetooth speaker (gifts to myself)
What did you guys get? 🎁🎄🎀🎅🏾
*handmade Liberian quilt (increasingly rare cuz the craftwomanship is a dying art)
*portable fan
*mini planters for herbs
*African boubous & Bluetooth speaker (gifts to myself)
What did you guys get? 🎁🎄🎀🎅🏾
These 2 beauties. My twin brothers bought the portable fan, a lifesaver here especially when the next 5 months will be sweltering. The Bluetooth speaker I bought myself, amazing looks & sound quality. (Art book on Cezanne mine already)
December 26, 2024 at 8:43 AM
These 2 beauties. My twin brothers bought the portable fan, a lifesaver here especially when the next 5 months will be sweltering. The Bluetooth speaker I bought myself, amazing looks & sound quality. (Art book on Cezanne mine already)