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Have My Markakis (and eat it too)
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Baseball (Go O's) & Star Trek Nerd, Occasionally Employed Motion Picture Industry Worker, Proud To Be a Union Member
Completely analogous to antisemititic Third Reich propaganda. Disloyal "parasites"? Sick fucks.
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Copy! Honestly, the O's underwhelming 2025 performance went beyond the injuries and I don't think a player who is willing to be publicly critical of his teammates would be the worst thing. Call it a lack of leadership or whatever but the clubhouse might actually benefit from a player like Framber.
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Has Valdez had any other "character" moments on or off the field aside from the catcher cross-up stuff?
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You're driving with the Chicago Pope, baby.
a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
Alt: Driving crooner driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this! It's simply too good"
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November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Steam made a Box?
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is what comes to mind when I think of Braga/Berman at they're most in control of the Trek franchise and I'll honestly take "some kind of" contemporary language than the beige doldrums of late period UPN Trek.
#SuperCut of Every Time Someone Says "Some Kind Of..." on STAR TREK: Voyager
YouTube video by Jogwheel
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November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I guess the one go ahead homer will do.

Here's to next season, I hope the O's have the opportunity to knock off the Dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I want the Blue Jays to tie again and see him give up another go ahead run in the 12th.
a man wearing ear buds says no it 's okay in a netflix ad
Alt: a man wearing ear buds says no it 's okay, don't apologize
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November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Nothing lasts forever. Got to say, 26 years is such an amazing run for a niche passion project website and I'm happy that I was able to be around for a lot of it. I admit I haven't been a regular visitor in awhile but they were always a view for uniform weirdness.
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"...Suzyn."
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I agree with Adam Johnson
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If any Nazi is ever as much a cutie as Chris Pontius, I'll reconsider.
Jackass Satan Vs God
YouTube video by djsebastianblanco
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October 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Perhaps one day he'll find the FA pitcher he's looking for up there.
October 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Big "the people calling us racists are the real racists" energy.

The funny thing about social media and globalization is you start to recognize the universal thought terminating cliches, especially amongst reactionary/right populist thinking worldwide.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Dinosaurs are cool and poop is funny? Passes my novelty license plate check.
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not going to be sad about his death but like D. Watkins said, Hersl was but one part of an oppressive system that pinned its sins on him. As ICE is showing currently, the carceral system is uncaring and they learned their lesson from "martyrs" like Hersl by masking up and remaining anonymous.
October 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I feel like such a sicko but I would laugh my ass off if Joe ends the night with a better record on the season so far than the Ravens. Even better if he pulls it off against the Steelers.
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM