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Have My Markakis (and eat it too)
@havemymarkakis.bsky.social
Baseball (Go O's) & Star Trek Nerd, Occasionally Employed Motion Picture Industry Worker, Proud To Be a Union Member
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Steam made a Box?
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ahhh, the era of advertising to the young male demographic that boiled down "go fuck yourself and buy this product like the stupid bitch you are " a la the infamous John Romero Daikatana ad or this PlayStation one ...
October 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Get him to do commentary on a Toni Storm match.
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
King Abdullah II bin al-Hussein, best known for his role as an unnamed USS Voyager sciences lieutenant in the Star Trek Voyager episode Investigations.
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What's your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Congratulations to this reddit poster for the dumbest generative art take I've seen recently.

The artists themselves are carbon emitting!
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I spent several minutes on this I can't get back.
August 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
April 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Fox Business really has their eyes on the market...
April 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Man, I grew up going to Potomac Mills as a semi-annual retail pilgrimage from MD yet I don't think it ever recovered from the 1-2 punch of Arundel Mills and the College Park Ikea as far as we were concerned and I imagine others from the D&M in the DMV. Looking forward to the Ex Log!
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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June 17, 2024 at 12:14 AM