Have My Markakis (and eat it too)
@havemymarkakis.bsky.social
Baseball (Go O's) & Star Trek Nerd, Occasionally Employed Motion Picture Industry Worker, Proud To Be a Union Member
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
Accumulating 40 bWAR over the course of your career almost purely on the strength of your defense is good shit. If I had a time machine, I would love to get seats at Memorial in the 70s along the 3rd base side just to get close and watch Brooks and Mark shut down that side of the infield.
Mark Belanger
SS
Debut: 1965 - Retired: 1982
LAD - BAL
SS
Debut: 1965 - Retired: 1982
LAD - BAL
Mark Belanger at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Mark Belanger
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November 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Accumulating 40 bWAR over the course of your career almost purely on the strength of your defense is good shit. If I had a time machine, I would love to get seats at Memorial in the 70s along the 3rd base side just to get close and watch Brooks and Mark shut down that side of the infield.
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...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
...and yet. How the hell do you try to reach out to people who would rather punch themselves in the dick repeatedly than just not be TOO racist? They have a need to keep the "others" down even at their own expense.
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I agree with Adam Johnson
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I agree with Adam Johnson
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
If there is a heaven, I have to assume it involves kicking Rafael Cruz in the penis as often as you'd like for eternity.
Ted Cruz celebrates Trump who implied his wife was ugly
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If there is a heaven, I have to assume it involves kicking Rafael Cruz in the penis as often as you'd like for eternity.
Amazing that we got two extremely high budget productions that are explicitly pro-revolutionary and antifascist in the same year from Disney and Warner Brothers. This edit from Porgis Edits on YouTube cutting an Andor trailer in the style of OBAA's is so fucking good.
Andor Trailer (One Battle After Another Style)
YouTube video by Porgis Edits
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October 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Amazing that we got two extremely high budget productions that are explicitly pro-revolutionary and antifascist in the same year from Disney and Warner Brothers. This edit from Porgis Edits on YouTube cutting an Andor trailer in the style of OBAA's is so fucking good.
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Ahhh, the era of advertising to the young male demographic that boiled down "go fuck yourself and buy this product like the stupid bitch you are " a la the infamous John Romero Daikatana ad or this PlayStation one ...
October 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ahhh, the era of advertising to the young male demographic that boiled down "go fuck yourself and buy this product like the stupid bitch you are " a la the infamous John Romero Daikatana ad or this PlayStation one ...
King Abdullah II bin al-Hussein, best known for his role as an unnamed USS Voyager sciences lieutenant in the Star Trek Voyager episode Investigations.
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
King Abdullah II bin al-Hussein, best known for his role as an unnamed USS Voyager sciences lieutenant in the Star Trek Voyager episode Investigations.
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I’m a collector of pictures of waterlogged missing pet fliers. Off Edgware in London. May this cat come back home.
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I’m a collector of pictures of waterlogged missing pet fliers. Off Edgware in London. May this cat come back home.
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Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
October 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Here’s a comprehensive list of appropriate responses upon hearing that a man murdered worshippers at a synagogue:
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
1- this is fucked up, fuck that guy, fuck antisemitism, solidarity with the victims
2- see above
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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lmao
Who on earth in Angels official social media okayed this picture to announce Ron Washington wouldn't return? HE'S NOT DEAD
October 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
lmao
What's your sign?
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
What's your sign?
Who's ur favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
September 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Who's ur favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)
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All crab rangoon invitations will be thoughtfully considered
Extending an open invitation to @pftompkins.bsky.social to eat crab rangoon (50+)(homemade) with a couple of lesbians (me & my wife) anytime. I think the vibes would just be chill and we have cool knick knacks.
September 27, 2025 at 7:21 AM
All crab rangoon invitations will be thoughtfully considered
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This was making the rounds a dozen years ago at the same time the Perfect Drug/Shake it Off mashup was blowing up. Sounds like it's time to remind people that that exists as well.
Amazing mashup of Call Me Maybe with NIN’s Head Like a Hole. So so good. [kottke.org]
Call Me Maybe Mashed Up With NIN’s Head Like a Hole
Weird day (fuck, weird week) but this totally totally made it. Some genius took Carly Rae Jepsen’s Call Me Maybe and mashed it up with Nine Inch Nails’ Head Like a Hole:
Totesally amazingballs. Way way better than I e
kottke.org
September 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This was making the rounds a dozen years ago at the same time the Perfect Drug/Shake it Off mashup was blowing up. Sounds like it's time to remind people that that exists as well.
Sherman's Showcase! If you're unfamiliar, look it up now.
September 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sherman's Showcase! If you're unfamiliar, look it up now.
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as we know, toddlers are seriously concerned about canon
But I see one problem: If they actually grow up to be Trekkies, they'll want to know how their show fits into canon. And the two minutes I could watch before the headache became too much (too noisy and bright and loud and hectic for me), just... Didn't look like they COULD fit. /2
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
as we know, toddlers are seriously concerned about canon
Old Bay
September 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Old Bay
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The song playing when Neo enters the club to meet Trinity in The Matrix is a mashup of "Dragula (Hot Rod Herman Remix)" by Rob Zombie and "Mindfields" by The Prodigy. The mashup fades in from "Dragula" and transitions into "Mindfields" as Trinity is speaking to Neo
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
The song playing when Neo enters the club to meet Trinity in The Matrix is a mashup of "Dragula (Hot Rod Herman Remix)" by Rob Zombie and "Mindfields" by The Prodigy. The mashup fades in from "Dragula" and transitions into "Mindfields" as Trinity is speaking to Neo
Congratulations to this reddit poster for the dumbest generative art take I've seen recently.
The artists themselves are carbon emitting!
The artists themselves are carbon emitting!
September 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Congratulations to this reddit poster for the dumbest generative art take I've seen recently.
The artists themselves are carbon emitting!
The artists themselves are carbon emitting!
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I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
September 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org