So anyway, my plan to bribe him with food to have a somewhat normal sleep schedule backfired. 🤣🤣🤣

“…happens when I’m not awake when Lexi makes breakfast.”
We all laugh. I tell him second breakfast is around 9:30 or 10 if he wants to set an alarm.
I wake up this morning to realize HE NEVER WENT TO SLEEP.

CUTIE PATOOTIE!!! Thank you for hanging out with me bb!! ilysm 💚

I felt this one in my bones

Center picture by @foolishendeavors.bsky.social of course 🖤

No you 👉🏻👈🏻

I need someone to edit those cvnty nails and lips on Treebeard immediately

Us when we are reincarnated as trees so we can whisper to each other like big bimbo ents 🖤🎀🖤

Mildly related, since it can’t be said enough, fuck JK Rowling fr

Idk man, some of y’all just really be missin the point.

1) your joke has the quality of a divorced dad’s quirky t-shirt phrase.
2) dark humor is only humor if the dark subject of the joke is something you can relate to or have experienced.
3) if someone actually had a coke addiction, would you feel comfortable saying “me too girl.”

“What a coke addict looks like” and it’s just a healthy girl surrounded by 13 cans of Diet Coke