The Haunted Housewife
@hauntedhousewife.bsky.social
Lexi Lulu 🖤 she/they 🔪 MDNI
model & creator
sickly victorian maid
horror nerd
probably a cryptid
https://linktr.ee/the.haunted.housewife
model & creator
sickly victorian maid
horror nerd
probably a cryptid
https://linktr.ee/the.haunted.housewife
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Hello there 👀 personal #promosky
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
Was no one going to tell me that Hello Kitty Island Adventure FUCKS?!
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Was no one going to tell me that Hello Kitty Island Adventure FUCKS?!
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
*Parenthood rant*
Encouraging our technically adult teenager to employ a sleep pattern is a delicate dance. I thought I nailed it when he finally realized he has to be awake for breakfast when I make it or he can make it himself.
Yesterday child hadn’t eaten and told his dad “this is what…
Encouraging our technically adult teenager to employ a sleep pattern is a delicate dance. I thought I nailed it when he finally realized he has to be awake for breakfast when I make it or he can make it himself.
Yesterday child hadn’t eaten and told his dad “this is what…
January 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
*Parenthood rant*
Encouraging our technically adult teenager to employ a sleep pattern is a delicate dance. I thought I nailed it when he finally realized he has to be awake for breakfast when I make it or he can make it himself.
Yesterday child hadn’t eaten and told his dad “this is what…
Encouraging our technically adult teenager to employ a sleep pattern is a delicate dance. I thought I nailed it when he finally realized he has to be awake for breakfast when I make it or he can make it himself.
Yesterday child hadn’t eaten and told his dad “this is what…
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Like cold fae the sparkles of winter fell around them.
Turning all things around cold, clear and crisp
I had a lovely time helping @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social at a fun alternative market at The Creepatorium in Denver this last weekend
#gothicstyle #snow #agender #corset
Turning all things around cold, clear and crisp
I had a lovely time helping @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social at a fun alternative market at The Creepatorium in Denver this last weekend
#gothicstyle #snow #agender #corset
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Like cold fae the sparkles of winter fell around them.
Turning all things around cold, clear and crisp
I had a lovely time helping @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social at a fun alternative market at The Creepatorium in Denver this last weekend
#gothicstyle #snow #agender #corset
Turning all things around cold, clear and crisp
I had a lovely time helping @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social at a fun alternative market at The Creepatorium in Denver this last weekend
#gothicstyle #snow #agender #corset
quote this with your favorite selfies 🖤
So many bombshells in this thread
So many bombshells in this thread
January 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
quote this with your favorite selfies 🖤
So many bombshells in this thread
So many bombshells in this thread
The vibe I bring to the function 🖤
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The vibe I bring to the function 🖤
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
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Not everyone works
Out for weight loss
Or aesthetics. Which
Is a good thing!
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January 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Not everyone works
Out for weight loss
Or aesthetics. Which
Is a good thing!
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Not everyone works
Out for weight loss
Or aesthetics. Which
Is a good thing!
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How I feel on my period, with an IBS flare, chronic pain flare, running on not enough sleep
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How I feel on my period, with an IBS flare, chronic pain flare, running on not enough sleep
Yesterday’s market was fantastic 🥹 I love my creepy community!
January 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yesterday’s market was fantastic 🥹 I love my creepy community!
Coping through music rn
January 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Coping through music rn
Thousand yard stare and he didn’t still didn’t see a damn thing
January 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Thousand yard stare and he didn’t still didn’t see a damn thing
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Found some bimbo trees last night 🤩🤩🤩
January 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Found some bimbo trees last night 🤩🤩🤩
Me: why does my outfit look like I got kicked out of Hogwarts for selling drugs?
BF: Because if you went to Hogwarts you would’ve gotten kicked out for selling drugs.
Me: No, I would’ve gotten kicked out for selling fake drugs to the rich pure blood kids who don’t know any better.
BF: *stare*
BF: Because if you went to Hogwarts you would’ve gotten kicked out for selling drugs.
Me: No, I would’ve gotten kicked out for selling fake drugs to the rich pure blood kids who don’t know any better.
BF: *stare*
January 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Me: why does my outfit look like I got kicked out of Hogwarts for selling drugs?
BF: Because if you went to Hogwarts you would’ve gotten kicked out for selling drugs.
Me: No, I would’ve gotten kicked out for selling fake drugs to the rich pure blood kids who don’t know any better.
BF: *stare*
BF: Because if you went to Hogwarts you would’ve gotten kicked out for selling drugs.
Me: No, I would’ve gotten kicked out for selling fake drugs to the rich pure blood kids who don’t know any better.
BF: *stare*
People who make “coke addict” jokes about their Diet Coke habit make me want to complete my villain arc.
January 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People who make “coke addict” jokes about their Diet Coke habit make me want to complete my villain arc.
Denver comrades - come see an erotic art show featuring my blood covered tits 🖤🩸🖤
January 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Denver comrades - come see an erotic art show featuring my blood covered tits 🖤🩸🖤
🖤 good morning to the chronically ill cuties only 🖤
January 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🖤 good morning to the chronically ill cuties only 🖤
*me flirting* wanna eat sushi and discuss the lifecycle of the blowfly?
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*me flirting* wanna eat sushi and discuss the lifecycle of the blowfly?
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Tis the season for weirdo graphics to advertise #boudoir sessions
Thanks @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social for the blood that keeps on giving
#photography #nfsw #denver
Thanks @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social for the blood that keeps on giving
#photography #nfsw #denver
January 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Tis the season for weirdo graphics to advertise #boudoir sessions
Thanks @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social for the blood that keeps on giving
#photography #nfsw #denver
Thanks @hauntedhousewife.bsky.social for the blood that keeps on giving
#photography #nfsw #denver
in case anyone cares
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
in case anyone cares
Hello there 👀 personal #promosky
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hello there 👀 personal #promosky
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
I guess I have to make a new intro thread since I turned 31 🙃
Intro time, I suppose 🙃 my name is Lexi Lulu. I’m a 30y/o Capricorn trash fire from Colorado. I’m a horror nerd, an avid bibliophile, and have been accused of being a cryptid.
I’m a model, performer, and creator.
📸 @foolishendeavors.bsky.social
I’m a model, performer, and creator.
📸 @foolishendeavors.bsky.social
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I guess I have to make a new intro thread since I turned 31 🙃
I’m not sure how many #Denver weirdos I have on here. But if you’re local to the mile high area, come visit my booth at Creepatorium’s Alternative Vendor Market 🖤💚
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m not sure how many #Denver weirdos I have on here. But if you’re local to the mile high area, come visit my booth at Creepatorium’s Alternative Vendor Market 🖤💚
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
Finally switched from goodreads to Storygraph 🖤 I’m still feeling it out, but I dig it so far
#booksky #storygraph
#booksky #storygraph
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Finally switched from goodreads to Storygraph 🖤 I’m still feeling it out, but I dig it so far
#booksky #storygraph
#booksky #storygraph
Small business owners (especially e-commerce)
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
January 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Small business owners (especially e-commerce)
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
Idk who needs to hear this, but your sobriety matters. If the current social & political climate has you second guessing that, I’m here to say it’s okay.
It’s okay to be scared.
It’s okay to frustrated, angry, unsure of the future.
It’s okay to be tempted.
If you need a sober bud, I’m here.
It’s okay to be scared.
It’s okay to frustrated, angry, unsure of the future.
It’s okay to be tempted.
If you need a sober bud, I’m here.
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but your sobriety matters. If the current social & political climate has you second guessing that, I’m here to say it’s okay.
It’s okay to be scared.
It’s okay to frustrated, angry, unsure of the future.
It’s okay to be tempted.
If you need a sober bud, I’m here.
It’s okay to be scared.
It’s okay to frustrated, angry, unsure of the future.
It’s okay to be tempted.
If you need a sober bud, I’m here.
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How about a video clip of some of my favorite shots from 2024? Already have big plans for 2025.
See the details over on IG
www.instagram.com/reel/DEc8fPO...
#photography #horrorart #conceptualportraits #portraits #darkart #tarot
See the details over on IG
www.instagram.com/reel/DEc8fPO...
#photography #horrorart #conceptualportraits #portraits #darkart #tarot
January 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How about a video clip of some of my favorite shots from 2024? Already have big plans for 2025.
See the details over on IG
www.instagram.com/reel/DEc8fPO...
#photography #horrorart #conceptualportraits #portraits #darkart #tarot
See the details over on IG
www.instagram.com/reel/DEc8fPO...
#photography #horrorart #conceptualportraits #portraits #darkart #tarot