The Haunted Housewife
@hauntedhousewife.bsky.social
Lexi Lulu 🖤 she/they 🔪 MDNI
model & creator
sickly victorian maid
horror nerd
probably a cryptid
https://linktr.ee/the.haunted.housewife
model & creator
sickly victorian maid
horror nerd
probably a cryptid
https://linktr.ee/the.haunted.housewife
Was no one going to tell me that Hello Kitty Island Adventure FUCKS?!
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
February 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Was no one going to tell me that Hello Kitty Island Adventure FUCKS?!
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
I’m so hyped on this game y’all.
quote this with your favorite selfies 🖤
So many bombshells in this thread
So many bombshells in this thread
January 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
quote this with your favorite selfies 🖤
So many bombshells in this thread
So many bombshells in this thread
The vibe I bring to the function 🖤
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
January 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The vibe I bring to the function 🖤
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
I had way too much with this trend going around bookstagram and cosplay comrades. I’d love to see y’all’s!
#booksky
How I feel on my period, with an IBS flare, chronic pain flare, running on not enough sleep
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How I feel on my period, with an IBS flare, chronic pain flare, running on not enough sleep
Yesterday’s market was fantastic 🥹 I love my creepy community!
January 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yesterday’s market was fantastic 🥹 I love my creepy community!
Coping through music rn
January 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Coping through music rn
Thousand yard stare and he didn’t still didn’t see a damn thing
January 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Thousand yard stare and he didn’t still didn’t see a damn thing
*me flirting* wanna eat sushi and discuss the lifecycle of the blowfly?
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*me flirting* wanna eat sushi and discuss the lifecycle of the blowfly?
in case anyone cares
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
in case anyone cares
Hello there 👀 personal #promosky
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hello there 👀 personal #promosky
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
Lexi Lulu 🔪 31 🔪 Colorado
~ chronic illness
~ fantasy and horror books
~ Star Wars
~ The Magnus Archives
~ Behemoth
~ Amigo the Devil
~ polyamory
~ homemaking
~ generational paganism
~ LGBTQ
~ BDSM brat
~ BDSM cult survivor
~ sober advocate (6 years clean from ❄️)
I’m not sure how many #Denver weirdos I have on here. But if you’re local to the mile high area, come visit my booth at Creepatorium’s Alternative Vendor Market 🖤💚
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m not sure how many #Denver weirdos I have on here. But if you’re local to the mile high area, come visit my booth at Creepatorium’s Alternative Vendor Market 🖤💚
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
#smallbusiness #hauntedhousewife
Finally switched from goodreads to Storygraph 🖤 I’m still feeling it out, but I dig it so far
#booksky #storygraph
#booksky #storygraph
January 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Finally switched from goodreads to Storygraph 🖤 I’m still feeling it out, but I dig it so far
#booksky #storygraph
#booksky #storygraph
Small business owners (especially e-commerce)
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
January 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Small business owners (especially e-commerce)
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
How’s everybody hanging in with all the social media chaos and stress? (Meta controversy, TikTok ban, etc)
I hate how entwined meta has become w/ e-commerce but I also can’t see a way around it atm.
January 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Playlists that have my energy:
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Playlists that have my energy:
Playlists that have my energy:
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Playlists that have my energy:
Playlists that have my energy:
January 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Playlists that have my energy:
Work POV 🩸
It’s a whopping 1 degree F and barometric pressure is at 30.8inHg. My body continues to struggle with the current CO cold snap.
So I’m set up to work from the couch. I have an alternative vendor market to prep for this weekend!
#gothgirl #hauntedhousewife #costume #handsewn #chronicpain
It’s a whopping 1 degree F and barometric pressure is at 30.8inHg. My body continues to struggle with the current CO cold snap.
So I’m set up to work from the couch. I have an alternative vendor market to prep for this weekend!
#gothgirl #hauntedhousewife #costume #handsewn #chronicpain
January 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Work POV 🩸
It’s a whopping 1 degree F and barometric pressure is at 30.8inHg. My body continues to struggle with the current CO cold snap.
So I’m set up to work from the couch. I have an alternative vendor market to prep for this weekend!
#gothgirl #hauntedhousewife #costume #handsewn #chronicpain
It’s a whopping 1 degree F and barometric pressure is at 30.8inHg. My body continues to struggle with the current CO cold snap.
So I’m set up to work from the couch. I have an alternative vendor market to prep for this weekend!
#gothgirl #hauntedhousewife #costume #handsewn #chronicpain
The chronic pain baddies of the mile high area are on an environmental rollercoaster rn 🥹🥹
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The chronic pain baddies of the mile high area are on an environmental rollercoaster rn 🥹🥹
Big cold snap and winter storm in CO has my pain levels through the roof. This man set up a nest on the couch so I could be comfy for our pajama movie day 🥹🥹
It’s the little things.
#hauntedhousewife #polyamorous #chronicpain
It’s the little things.
#hauntedhousewife #polyamorous #chronicpain
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Big cold snap and winter storm in CO has my pain levels through the roof. This man set up a nest on the couch so I could be comfy for our pajama movie day 🥹🥹
It’s the little things.
#hauntedhousewife #polyamorous #chronicpain
It’s the little things.
#hauntedhousewife #polyamorous #chronicpain
I’m currently reading Stone of Tears by Terry Goodkind. This book is a CHONKER.
What are you reading?
#booksky #fantasy #hauntedhousewife
What are you reading?
#booksky #fantasy #hauntedhousewife
January 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I’m currently reading Stone of Tears by Terry Goodkind. This book is a CHONKER.
What are you reading?
#booksky #fantasy #hauntedhousewife
What are you reading?
#booksky #fantasy #hauntedhousewife
I went from an A to a D 🖤💚
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I went from an A to a D 🖤💚
Happy 2nd birthday to my big fake bimbo titties!!! Plastic surgery is one of the best decisions I ever made for myself.
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Happy 2nd birthday to my big fake bimbo titties!!! Plastic surgery is one of the best decisions I ever made for myself.
It is rumored that her majesty the queen has begun a whirlwind romance in the castle gardens with her closest handmaiden. ⛲️
(Someone please make this into a sapphic short story, I beg of thee.)
Photo by NAW Imaging
Co-model @melissadrew.bsky.social
(Someone please make this into a sapphic short story, I beg of thee.)
Photo by NAW Imaging
Co-model @melissadrew.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It is rumored that her majesty the queen has begun a whirlwind romance in the castle gardens with her closest handmaiden. ⛲️
(Someone please make this into a sapphic short story, I beg of thee.)
Photo by NAW Imaging
Co-model @melissadrew.bsky.social
(Someone please make this into a sapphic short story, I beg of thee.)
Photo by NAW Imaging
Co-model @melissadrew.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 9:57 PM