Hattie Cooke
@hattiecooke.com
Official indie charts babe & award-winning writer. #MDANT
Doctor just asked me if I’m ok having something up my back passage and I was trying so hard not to laugh that all I could muster was a giggle, a silence and then ‘yeah, that’s not a problem.’
a netflix ad shows a woman talking to an older man
ALT: a netflix ad shows a woman talking to an older man
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November 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Doctor just asked me if I’m ok having something up my back passage and I was trying so hard not to laugh that all I could muster was a giggle, a silence and then ‘yeah, that’s not a problem.’
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Stumbled upon this quality Elliott Smith compilation again on @filip.start-track.com Lovely opening track by Hattie Cooke @hattiecooke.com
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starttrack.bandcamp.com/album/start-...
START THE TRACK: VOL. VII (ELLIOTT SMITH COVERS COMPILATION), by Start-track.com
20 track album
starttrack.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Stumbled upon this quality Elliott Smith compilation again on @filip.start-track.com Lovely opening track by Hattie Cooke @hattiecooke.com
starttrack.bandcamp.com/album/start-...
starttrack.bandcamp.com/album/start-...
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“Animals use camouflage, or cryptic coloration, to hide their location and identity from both predators and prey”
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@hattiecooke.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“Animals use camouflage, or cryptic coloration, to hide their location and identity from both predators and prey”
@hattiecooke.com
@hattiecooke.com
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SLUGGO’S SATURDAY
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
SLUGGO’S SATURDAY
Very pleased indeed to have been selected as one of 100 artists taking part in this brilliant project to creatively re-imagine a century of ethnographic recordings.
We’re super-excited to launch the open call for our newest global project, called A Century of Sounds, in partnership with the Pitt Rivers Museum at the University of Oxford 🏛️
Find out more and get involved by 31 August: citiesandmemory.com/century-sounds
Find out more and get involved by 31 August: citiesandmemory.com/century-sounds
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Very pleased indeed to have been selected as one of 100 artists taking part in this brilliant project to creatively re-imagine a century of ethnographic recordings.
RIP Allan Ahlberg, the first writer I truly loved.
July 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
RIP Allan Ahlberg, the first writer I truly loved.
It only took us 7 and a half years to get round to putting it out there.
We’re recording another one this summer so set your calendars for 2032 when it will be released! 😂
We’re recording another one this summer so set your calendars for 2032 when it will be released! 😂
For Third Kind subscribers:
I’ve FINALLY edited the podcast I did with Hattie Cooke @hattiecooke.com where we drive around Brighton listening to tapes, buy ice cream and chat on the beach about making our 2019 albums
thirdkindrecords.bandcamp.com/subscribe
I’ve FINALLY edited the podcast I did with Hattie Cooke @hattiecooke.com where we drive around Brighton listening to tapes, buy ice cream and chat on the beach about making our 2019 albums
thirdkindrecords.bandcamp.com/subscribe
July 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It only took us 7 and a half years to get round to putting it out there.
We’re recording another one this summer so set your calendars for 2032 when it will be released! 😂
We’re recording another one this summer so set your calendars for 2032 when it will be released! 😂
Reads like the lyrics to a Mark E Smith song
July 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Reads like the lyrics to a Mark E Smith song
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THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
July 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
A record label who has famously not properly paid me and other artists, complaining about how unfair it is to not be paid for something owed to you. It’s shit *mate* isn’t it?
June 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A record label who has famously not properly paid me and other artists, complaining about how unfair it is to not be paid for something owed to you. It’s shit *mate* isn’t it?
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We had to sleep in the car. Then Mum punctured a lilo.
June 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
We had to sleep in the car. Then Mum punctured a lilo.
It’s the 4 year anniversary of my album Bliss Land and honestly I can’t believe it’s been that long since I put out a record! That definitely has to change soon…
…but for now, here’s a picture of a smiling egg.
…but for now, here’s a picture of a smiling egg.
June 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It’s the 4 year anniversary of my album Bliss Land and honestly I can’t believe it’s been that long since I put out a record! That definitely has to change soon…
…but for now, here’s a picture of a smiling egg.
…but for now, here’s a picture of a smiling egg.
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
June 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Holy mother of God. First feature film script complete. I started it two weeks ago. It flew out of me like the shits. It’s the weirdest and maybe the best thing I’ve ever written. Now what do I do with it?
June 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Holy mother of God. First feature film script complete. I started it two weeks ago. It flew out of me like the shits. It’s the weirdest and maybe the best thing I’ve ever written. Now what do I do with it?
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On the way back I read a very dirty book.
June 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
On the way back I read a very dirty book.
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Here’s the BIG one!
10 hour Bandcamp playlist - one track from every Third Kind album. Took me ages to compile!
Pease have a listen, an incredible bunch of artists over the years!
@bandcamp.com
bandcamp.com/nicholaslang...
@mikeparadinas.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com
@portlandvows.bsky.social
10 hour Bandcamp playlist - one track from every Third Kind album. Took me ages to compile!
Pease have a listen, an incredible bunch of artists over the years!
@bandcamp.com
bandcamp.com/nicholaslang...
@mikeparadinas.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com
@portlandvows.bsky.social
May 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Here’s the BIG one!
10 hour Bandcamp playlist - one track from every Third Kind album. Took me ages to compile!
Pease have a listen, an incredible bunch of artists over the years!
@bandcamp.com
bandcamp.com/nicholaslang...
@mikeparadinas.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com
@portlandvows.bsky.social
10 hour Bandcamp playlist - one track from every Third Kind album. Took me ages to compile!
Pease have a listen, an incredible bunch of artists over the years!
@bandcamp.com
bandcamp.com/nicholaslang...
@mikeparadinas.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com
@portlandvows.bsky.social
Sam Claffin is the millennial Toby Stephens
May 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Sam Claffin is the millennial Toby Stephens
Just found out my script has made it into the top 5% of 1,400 entries for the Grass Routes screenwriting competition. Huge thanks to Stephen Graham, Hannah Walters, and the whole team—this one means a lot!
May 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Just found out my script has made it into the top 5% of 1,400 entries for the Grass Routes screenwriting competition. Huge thanks to Stephen Graham, Hannah Walters, and the whole team—this one means a lot!
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Far end of the night vibes from friends and favourites…
Featuring @thirdkindrecords.bsky.social @giantsofdiscovery.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com @mikeparadinas.bsky.social @strategictaper.bsky.social @techhonors.bsky.social @hyacinthindecay.bsky.social @subexotic.bsky.social
Featuring @thirdkindrecords.bsky.social @giantsofdiscovery.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com @mikeparadinas.bsky.social @strategictaper.bsky.social @techhonors.bsky.social @hyacinthindecay.bsky.social @subexotic.bsky.social
May 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Far end of the night vibes from friends and favourites…
Featuring @thirdkindrecords.bsky.social @giantsofdiscovery.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com @mikeparadinas.bsky.social @strategictaper.bsky.social @techhonors.bsky.social @hyacinthindecay.bsky.social @subexotic.bsky.social
Featuring @thirdkindrecords.bsky.social @giantsofdiscovery.bsky.social @hattiecooke.com @mikeparadinas.bsky.social @strategictaper.bsky.social @techhonors.bsky.social @hyacinthindecay.bsky.social @subexotic.bsky.social
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 23,1945
May 23,1945
May 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
May 23,1945
May 23,1945
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this is the funniest way to describe brian fucking eno
Windows 95 chime composer Brian Eno denounces Microsoft for its ties to Israeli government
Windows 95 chime composer Brian Eno denounces Microsoft for its ties to Israeli government
Eno is a longtime supporter of pro-Palestine activism.
buff.ly
May 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
this is the funniest way to describe brian fucking eno
Habeas corpus is the name of Musk’s 24th child
Habeas Corpus is the book of the summer. by Sylvia Plath
habeas corpus is a lost current 93 album
May 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Habeas corpus is the name of Musk’s 24th child
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If you like synthwave and soundtracks, Spun Out Of Control have got you
spunoutofcontrol.bandcamp.com/music
spunoutofcontrol.bandcamp.com/music
May 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
If you like synthwave and soundtracks, Spun Out Of Control have got you
spunoutofcontrol.bandcamp.com/music
spunoutofcontrol.bandcamp.com/music
Thanks to MORE REALISTIC GOALS for playing my track ‘Forest Floor’ off the new Beltane tapes compilation x
Morning, Happy Sunday!
Lots of crap about so listen to MORE REALISTIC GOALS at 6pm tonight on Reform Radio and it might be OK (for a bit).
We've got a wonderful guest mix from @necrosferatul.bsky.social, and a full show pulled together by @spennyt.bsky.social
Enjoy x
Lots of crap about so listen to MORE REALISTIC GOALS at 6pm tonight on Reform Radio and it might be OK (for a bit).
We've got a wonderful guest mix from @necrosferatul.bsky.social, and a full show pulled together by @spennyt.bsky.social
Enjoy x
April 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Thanks to MORE REALISTIC GOALS for playing my track ‘Forest Floor’ off the new Beltane tapes compilation x
This article is downright weird - trying to make young people look bad for knowing their worth. The reality is that with cost of living right now, 35-40k is the minimum people should be paid for a decent quality of life.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/unem...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/unem...
Unemployed youths 'won’t get out of bed for anything less than £40k' - as Lords told of 'new reality'
British youngsters are refusing to "get out of bed for anything less than £40,000", the Lords has been told - as youth unemployment figures hit unprecedented levels.
www.lbc.co.uk
April 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
This article is downright weird - trying to make young people look bad for knowing their worth. The reality is that with cost of living right now, 35-40k is the minimum people should be paid for a decent quality of life.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/unem...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/unem...