@hasslingthehoff.bsky.social
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My first remarks since being arrested last night.
January 30, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My first remarks since being arrested last night.
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
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I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
January 28, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
I don’t let bullies win.
Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
ICE has officially lost the annoying orange
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
ICE has officially lost the annoying orange
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milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
milk doesn't just work for tear gas, it deals with every protest related injury. rubber round crack your skull? drink a gallon of milk. get hit by a riot van? gallon of milk time. stabbed? you better believe it's milk time baby
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.
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They tell you conflicting things so they can say you’re not listening to them and kill you either way.
Officer 1: “Get out of the car!”
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”
The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.
This deserves a clear and fair investigation
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
They tell you conflicting things so they can say you’re not listening to them and kill you either way.
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Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump is being nicer to Mamdani than Democratic leadership was lol