HashtagGBear
hashtaggbear.bsky.social
HashtagGBear
@hashtaggbear.bsky.social
How dare you say whatever it is that you just said

Bioinformaticist. CS educator. Disease surveillance simp. Recovering physicist.
Pretentious gamer.
Fusion dancer.
Stick jock with a glaive.
"Oh no, am I contributing to the downfall of society?"
- me, watching a reel about a shrimp rearranging rocks
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How do I get whatever Master Chief and the Arbiter had
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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*makes an edit that one one will notice* ah, perfect, it’s fixed now

#hzd
August 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Baby do you like this bee
Made it so you'd sleep with bee
It's like 199 bee bees
When you're doing it with bee, doing it with bee
July 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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the fact most reports are leaving out that he was killed protecting his husband during a homophobic hate crime where his dead dog's skull was placed in their mailbox as a threat is leaving some important details out i think
June 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
NORMAL-👏-IZE-👏-DUEL-👏DISKS-👏
June 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
There are 2 types of Steven Universe episodes:

1) Steven gets a message from The Destroyer of Worlds -> ... -> the pizza maker reconnects with their grandma -> Steven cries

2) Steven finds a cool comb -> ... -> Steven debates the value of human life with the God of the Sea -> they both cry
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I did a short

youtube.com/shorts/YN8VT...

Upcoming trends to look forward to:

-Ice bucket Challenge
-Grimace shake
-Time to trap Grandma
-I just stole this dog
-Crypto rug pull “social experiment”
-Apology coin
-Kony 2020
-stabbing prank
-Deadpool at Funeral
-Pretend to be a surgeon
The Strange World of Unsettling Paintings- Walter Molino
YouTube video by Super Eyepatch Wolf
youtube.com
March 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Herman Li always looks like he just got asked up on stage by his favorite band
February 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Happy Expired Ham Day to those who celebrate
February 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I own an Illumina for home surveillance, since that's what John Snow intended
January 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Beaver Overthinking Dam
January 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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PSA: If you're a government employee with a story to share, I want to hear about it. Anonymity will be granted.

I can be contacted securely on Signal at marisakabas.04 or via email at MKwrites4000@proton.me
January 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Very proud today of the bot that I made
bsky.app/profile/giro...
bsky.app
January 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"Mommy, where did all of your barely-started projects go?"
"They went to a farm, honey, full of farmers with lots of free time who can do all of them!"
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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January 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Man, the world has made a lot more sense since I heard this from @innuendostudios.bsky.social's video:

"So much of [you know who] rhetoric is about maintaining ignorance of one's own beliefs"
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
January 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
How it feels working in public health
December 27, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Merry Christmas
December 26, 2024 at 6:27 PM