While we're on the topic, I am also prepared to declare the following as major terrorist organizations:

- The Snorks
- Klinger from MASH
- Militaires Sans Frontières
- Asian Dawn
- the camera head guys from skibidi toilet
- "Roy's Boys"
- Banjo (but not Kazooie)
- Every Weezer album post-Pinkerton

So please, do not move forward as normal. This isn't normal.

It's imperative to put pressure on Microsoft to end this. Whether that's by canceling Game Pass, refusing to cover their games with your normal cadence on your platforms, or to pressure them internally as employees.

Now is the time.

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Huge day for Logging Off