Here are some of the absolutely incredible results...

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5/ We've got some of the worst 5G in Europe, and London was recently ranked worst major city in Europe getting trounced by Porto, Stockholm and Copenhagen.

4/ Instead of two big players and two medium players, our mobile network sector will have three giants - hopefully big enough that they properly compete for customers and keep prices low.

But really, it's the investment the UK needs.

3/ Eventually, this should mean better signal for all - and thanks to network sharing schemes it should even help O2 and EE customers. At the cost of competition...

2/ Experts estimate it will take 3 years to properly mesh their networks into one VodaThrone and the CMA has insisted on a guarantee that prices won't rise for 3 years either.