Harrison Starr
harrisonstarr.bsky.social
Harrison Starr
@harrisonstarr.bsky.social
Orthodox Sarcastic
That was always my take on not confirming Garland to SCOTUS. The Senate deciding to not "advise and consent" was affirmatively contenting.
December 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They believe winning the election allows them to do anything they want. From that perspective, they've already asked for permission to make war.

Also, if the WH is going just bypass Congress on everything, they certainly don't care what the people think about anything.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I always tell people that the pharmacy scene at the beginning of the movie is the most important in the whole movie. Everything you need to know about George and Mary (and even Violet Bick) is there.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Schrodinger’s Immigrant: Simultaneously buying up real estate and too lazy to have a job
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Nobel Committee: No peace award for you!

FIFA: We made up our own peace award. Just yanked it out our asses. We'd like to give it to you.

Trump: It's a great honor.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If only your ear is grazed, you don't act like you took three to the gut.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Everything constitutional is leftist these days
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Russia: Co-writes peace plan to benefit themselves

Trump: Where is my Nobel Prize?
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
But if you are a Senator, you want to be able to sue the DOJ for $500,000 if your phone is investigated (via subpoena) for possible crimes.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Engage in fraud, Maude
Commingle the cash, Dash
Piss off the judge, Pudge
With your dishonesty

Violate the rules, Jules
Cause you think we're all fools
But the real key, Lee
Is do it knowingly
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The problem is the lack of evidence she said to me
But we can still convict him if you don't do it ethically
Just modify the indictment and never tell the grand jury
There must be 50 ways to lose your license
50 ways to lose your license
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
No member of Congress wanted the stink of covering up a sex-trafficking ring on their record going into the midterms. If Trump wants to prevent these files from coming out, it's now squarely on him. It's lame-ducky, but it was probably their best move.
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's a dress rehearsal for Trump's inevitable demise. This was a shot across the bow that partying will not be tolerated, and there will be consequences for not acting mournful.
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They are just going across the street to get their free masks at the ICE recruitment office.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Well-Known Trump Supporter: The WH and HHS are here to help you with your medical care.

Everyone Else: No, you can't have your ACA subsidies extended. Sucks to be you.
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I want to know why getting grazed by the ear required looking like you took three to the gut.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just what we needed - the billionaire president, who has been rich his entire life, wealthsplain what is "affordable"
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The media LOVES to show up at a rural diner full of angry old white people. They think that anger is legit news. But visceral anger like this over ICE? It's spreading and the media couldn't be less interested.
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Blue states (especially)won't put him on the ballot because he can't be sworn in to another term. We'll see if SCOTUS will throw out the plain language of the 22nd Amendment.
October 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM