Harrison Starr
harrisonstarr.bsky.social
Harrison Starr
@harrisonstarr.bsky.social
Orthodox Sarcastic
If only your ear is grazed, you don't act like you took three to the gut.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I want to know why getting grazed by the ear required looking like you took three to the gut.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
East Wing
1902 - 2025
RIP

Here it is in 1906
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There will be no hurt fee-fees of the king...
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Trump to Putin ...
June 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
“not conditioned on any official act.” ... yet
May 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Ol' 55" is Tom's. And agree that his version is best.
May 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It's only socialism when it's from the Democratic region of government proposals. Otherwise, it's a sparkling Republican subsidy.
April 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
So, in the left picture is a criminal who got every part of due process awarded to him and never saw a jail cell - and in right is a guy who is not a criminal, got no due process, and was shipped to a foreign death camp.

A thanks to the WH for this comparison. It's very enlightening.
April 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
April 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
April 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
GOP: We're purposely harming the economy every which way we can!

WSJ: If the economy is hurting, blame the consumers
April 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
MEDIA: We have no evidence, so let's speculate as to whether Biden has Parkinson's or dementia ....

TRUMP: I'm 6'3", 224 pounds and my "frequent victories in golf events" (at the golf course I own) prove my superior health

MEDIA: The White House reports that Trump is in perfect health!
April 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
April 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If we lose our democracy to the super rich because we allowed them to run scam side-lotteries to buy votes, then we only have ourselves to blame. Because we left the door WIDE open for them.
March 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Deportation is a legal process. That wasn't deportation - it was rendition. Words have meaning. We all, and especially the media, need to start using them appropriately.
March 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
GOP: Initiates a full take-over of the government from the executive branch

DEMS: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... (No ideas. Sips tea. Blinks into the abyss)

GOP: The hard left has been violently radicalized!
March 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Trump: People should be put in jail for the way they talk about our judges and justices

Also Trump: Any judge that doesn't agree with me is a radical leftist that should immediately be impeached
March 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
March 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
March 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
SpaceX - it blowed-up real good!
(Your tax dollars, too)
March 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pro-Tip: If you elect to wear your red cult cap with a suit, you forfeit your right to criticize someone else's choice of wardrobe.
March 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
GOP: We're going to cut wasteful spending!

Also GOP: We're going to open a JFK assassination investigation and talk to some people who witnessed it as a toddler.
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Maybe Bezos can ship Skippy McDipshit a copy
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Remember when Google's motto was "Don't be evil"?

Man, what a load of bullshit that turned out to be.
February 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM