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🪞Dodie🪞https://x.com/harpsalm?s=21🪞
🪞runnin' this ship like 2009 Deviantart UwU🪞
🪞🚫nope, nada, нет: reposts/ai🚫🪞
im not a nazi for refusing to stop using X/Twitter, god I hate bluesky
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
gee, alfred's playhouse is pretty relatable and accurate, especially the end with dictator pickles (obligatory no i do not support emily youcis here)
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Thomas Donkeyman

England Marriages, 1538–1973
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
shrooms
December 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
psilocybin mushrooms are fucking awesome send tweet
/srs /gen
pinkie pie from my little pony is wearing a pair of blue glasses with stars in them .
ALT: pinkie pie from my little pony is wearing a pair of blue glasses with stars in them .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
clowns are scary i guess but the real enemy is these fuckin' things here
December 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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look for the helpers, they are distracted and easy prey
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
All of these CEO x Y/N memes are actually hilarious cus this is exactly that way I've always pictured Y/N no matter what and this is why I could never get into reader insert fics as a whole
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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where do you keep your ancient grains
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
no matter what happens in my life i'll never forget that one(1) time I caught Kimba The White Lion on public-access tv as a kid in 2007. Shit was surreal 😭 Also yes, this is literally where I got the name Dodie (the "deer" in the first 3 images)
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
wait wdym Miyazaki worked on moomins
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i love moomins they look like if a hippo and a capybara had a litter of fucked up babies <3
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
it's obvious momo the cat is parody. even with all of the weird-ass content farms on youtube rn... momo the cat being parody should be obvious
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not to be all Truman Show in this bitch but like does anyone ever think about how fucking weird humans are compared to other animals... It's also insane how animals can understand human language. Nobody ever talks about the inherent bizarreness of dreaming as a concept: sleep & you're on the beach!!
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I found this at five below, hope it helps <3
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
sorry for my crashout yesterday oof...
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Good morning, Bluesky!

"Mind if I butt in?"😜🦌
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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(to the witch killing the whole village) i love and support you, what they did to you was fucked up but i was actually not in town that day
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The year is 2382. All physical and digital media was lost in a great cataclysm that humanity has gradually rebuilt itself from. The village gathers for festivities and drinks. A travelling musician plays a song passed down in folk tradition for centuries. It is called the YMCA. Everyone joins in
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Good night, Bluesky!

Life is precious. Protect it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Christine Ladyfinger
Mother
Texas, Deaths, 1890-1977
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM