A man exiled, starving, and hallucinating on an empty island wrote about monsters and fire raining from heaven. Two thousand years later, we called it prophecy instead of trauma. Revelation hits different when you think about that.

Every time we waited for someone else to stop him, he got stronger. This time, it’s on us.

Feeding the rich is an art form. Feeding children is “too expensive.”

We built an economy that rewards the people most responsible for the fire and then sells us bottled air as they fly away from the smoke.

Bold of Walmart to combine cardio and community outreach.

Apparently America was more “ready” for a narcissist with a God complex than a woman with a résumé.

The goal was never to replace the ACA. The goal was to return those tax breaks to the donors who bought the outrage.

Funny how the same folks who “couldn’t breathe” in a paper mask during COVID have no problem hiding behind tactical ones now. Courage sure is conditional.

Even a necessary war leaves scars that history tries to forget. Sassoon’s words remind us that courage and trauma often share the same trench.

Because Americans think everyone’s just waiting for an invitation to the chaos buffet.

You are the Saint of Tech Support and DoorDash Miracles.

It says a lot about the times when the thought of relief feels more patriotic than grief.

That’s not a cat. That’s a kitchen surveillance officer waiting for crumbs to fall.

Nothing says “Christian values” like ignoring everything Christ actually said.