Equal Parts Candle and Molotov
@haroldh.bsky.social
I come from a long line of the quiet and the angry.
You won’t see me coming,
but you’ll feel what I leave behind.
You won’t see me coming,
but you’ll feel what I leave behind.
Hunger should never be a policy choice. Yet here we are, watching wealth climb while stomachs stay empty.
#RemoveTrump
#RemoveTrump
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hunger should never be a policy choice. Yet here we are, watching wealth climb while stomachs stay empty.
#RemoveTrump
#RemoveTrump
Sunset duet on Wolverine Lake - where the sky blushes, the water whispers, and the swans don’t know they’re posing for perfection. Courtesy of @patioboater.bsky.social and his talented wife. ☺️
June 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Sunset duet on Wolverine Lake - where the sky blushes, the water whispers, and the swans don’t know they’re posing for perfection. Courtesy of @patioboater.bsky.social and his talented wife. ☺️
This isn’t a competition… but it’s definitely a competition.
Skip the debate. Frame this masterpiece and say, “We took this during our golden hour of mutual creative genius.” Boom. Shared credit. Zero drama. Maximum wall real estate.
You’re welcome. I live to serve. 🕊️🌅🖼️
Skip the debate. Frame this masterpiece and say, “We took this during our golden hour of mutual creative genius.” Boom. Shared credit. Zero drama. Maximum wall real estate.
You’re welcome. I live to serve. 🕊️🌅🖼️
June 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
This isn’t a competition… but it’s definitely a competition.
Skip the debate. Frame this masterpiece and say, “We took this during our golden hour of mutual creative genius.” Boom. Shared credit. Zero drama. Maximum wall real estate.
You’re welcome. I live to serve. 🕊️🌅🖼️
Skip the debate. Frame this masterpiece and say, “We took this during our golden hour of mutual creative genius.” Boom. Shared credit. Zero drama. Maximum wall real estate.
You’re welcome. I live to serve. 🕊️🌅🖼️
It’s wild watching a teenager realize the final boss of climate change isn’t carbon, it’s capitalism.
June 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
It’s wild watching a teenager realize the final boss of climate change isn’t carbon, it’s capitalism.
On Juneteenth, a day honoring freedom delayed and justice denied, the President whines about lost profits. The mask slips. Every time.
June 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
On Juneteenth, a day honoring freedom delayed and justice denied, the President whines about lost profits. The mask slips. Every time.
The dragon came when we begged.
It stayed when we asked.
Now it waits—not for kings, but for the fools who dare make them.
It stayed when we asked.
Now it waits—not for kings, but for the fools who dare make them.
June 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The dragon came when we begged.
It stayed when we asked.
Now it waits—not for kings, but for the fools who dare make them.
It stayed when we asked.
Now it waits—not for kings, but for the fools who dare make them.
Bold of him to assume science can keep up with whatever he’s hallucinating about this week.
May 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Bold of him to assume science can keep up with whatever he’s hallucinating about this week.
Ah yes, the $1,800 Mercedes scandal, brought to you by a meme your uncle found wedged between a Minions joke and a fake JFK Jr. resurrection post.
May 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ah yes, the $1,800 Mercedes scandal, brought to you by a meme your uncle found wedged between a Minions joke and a fake JFK Jr. resurrection post.
Stephen Miller’s great-grandfather fled anti-Jewish pogroms and persecution in Belarus to seek refuge in America. Stephen now spends his time making sure no one else gets that chance. Full circle, just in reverse.
May 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Stephen Miller’s great-grandfather fled anti-Jewish pogroms and persecution in Belarus to seek refuge in America. Stephen now spends his time making sure no one else gets that chance. Full circle, just in reverse.
The man is out here blaming office supplies now. Next up: the real culprit behind the 2020 election? The fax machine.
Honestly, if the deep state really is using the autopen as a weapon… they deserve an Emmy for creativity.
Honestly, if the deep state really is using the autopen as a weapon… they deserve an Emmy for creativity.
May 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The man is out here blaming office supplies now. Next up: the real culprit behind the 2020 election? The fax machine.
Honestly, if the deep state really is using the autopen as a weapon… they deserve an Emmy for creativity.
Honestly, if the deep state really is using the autopen as a weapon… they deserve an Emmy for creativity.
Reminder: “criminals” in Trump-speak often means “asylum seekers with brown skin.” The Supreme Court upheld due process. He just hates when the Constitution gets in his way.
May 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Reminder: “criminals” in Trump-speak often means “asylum seekers with brown skin.” The Supreme Court upheld due process. He just hates when the Constitution gets in his way.
Nothing screams “America First” like accepting a $400M private jet from a petro-state that bankrolls Hamas and plays golf with corruption.
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Nothing screams “America First” like accepting a $400M private jet from a petro-state that bankrolls Hamas and plays golf with corruption.
They mocked Biden’s stutter — now we’ve got a cabinet full of cable news dropouts and economic sabotage as strategy. Great trade, guys.
May 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They mocked Biden’s stutter — now we’ve got a cabinet full of cable news dropouts and economic sabotage as strategy. Great trade, guys.
Walmart should “eat the tariffs”?
Amazing business insight from a guy who bankrupted steaks, vodka, university, and a CASINO — which is literally a business where the house always wins. You have to be historically bad at business to lose at rigged math.
Amazing business insight from a guy who bankrupted steaks, vodka, university, and a CASINO — which is literally a business where the house always wins. You have to be historically bad at business to lose at rigged math.
May 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Walmart should “eat the tariffs”?
Amazing business insight from a guy who bankrupted steaks, vodka, university, and a CASINO — which is literally a business where the house always wins. You have to be historically bad at business to lose at rigged math.
Amazing business insight from a guy who bankrupted steaks, vodka, university, and a CASINO — which is literally a business where the house always wins. You have to be historically bad at business to lose at rigged math.
The reviews are in: it’s 40% metal, 60% typo, and 100% regret.
May 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
The reviews are in: it’s 40% metal, 60% typo, and 100% regret.
If you’ve ever wondered what you’d do during a time like that…
You’re doing it now. How many generations will have to whisper warnings before we actually hear them?
Silence is a choice. So is compassion.
You’re doing it now. How many generations will have to whisper warnings before we actually hear them?
Silence is a choice. So is compassion.
May 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you’ve ever wondered what you’d do during a time like that…
You’re doing it now. How many generations will have to whisper warnings before we actually hear them?
Silence is a choice. So is compassion.
You’re doing it now. How many generations will have to whisper warnings before we actually hear them?
Silence is a choice. So is compassion.
We always imagine we’ll be brave when the moment comes.
But courage means acting before it’s your line in the poem.
If you’re waiting for it to get worse before you speak up, just know: The poem doesn’t end with a plot twist—it ends with no one left to write it.
But courage means acting before it’s your line in the poem.
If you’re waiting for it to get worse before you speak up, just know: The poem doesn’t end with a plot twist—it ends with no one left to write it.
May 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We always imagine we’ll be brave when the moment comes.
But courage means acting before it’s your line in the poem.
If you’re waiting for it to get worse before you speak up, just know: The poem doesn’t end with a plot twist—it ends with no one left to write it.
But courage means acting before it’s your line in the poem.
If you’re waiting for it to get worse before you speak up, just know: The poem doesn’t end with a plot twist—it ends with no one left to write it.
Their official excuse was that the elephant charged at them...
May 12, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Their official excuse was that the elephant charged at them...
When your lead policy wonk looks like he crawled out of a dank cave, eyes glinting at your rights like shiny rings, it’s time to question the plan that's suspending habeas corpus so he can snatch away your ability to challenge unlawful detention.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/may...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/may...
May 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When your lead policy wonk looks like he crawled out of a dank cave, eyes glinting at your rights like shiny rings, it’s time to question the plan that's suspending habeas corpus so he can snatch away your ability to challenge unlawful detention.
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/may...
www.theguardian.com/law/2025/may...
Stephen Miller suspending habeas corpus is like Gollum saying he’s “just holding” the Bill of Rights for a friend.
May 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Stephen Miller suspending habeas corpus is like Gollum saying he’s “just holding” the Bill of Rights for a friend.