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I hope Brian Kelly grasps how this is his one chance to reclaim his image: by getting his full buyout and donating all of it to the NIL funds of Alabama, TAMU, Florida, and fuck it, Tulane.
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this man once wrote something so beautiful, one of its supporting characters is the only bsky profile pic I’ve ever had
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
why do the titans run screens where Dike is the blocker, not the receiver bsky.app/profile/bill...
Trying to be positive about players. And Dike is an awesome returner. He's also the worst blocker on screens in the league.
Derwin James (3) fucking DROPPING Chimere Dike
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the blockchain fixes this matthew
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
imagine how funny it would be if it was James Franklin blowing this instead though
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
not hating just no way he did that intentionally
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
luck for sure
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
you might need DJT cooperation to guarantee a DC stadium gets approvals, but you also need financing and this is the second biggest source of collateral to borrow against. so so clearly never going to happen.
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
damn the sidetalk video is going to be unreal
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Freeze fired Sunday, Gizz playing with an orchestra at Royal Albert Hall Tuesday. Hard to put into words how big of a week this is.

missing Turnstile Wednesday, but made me think about @stevengodfrey.bsky.social musing on taking a 5 y.o. to their tour opener
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
confirming “Freeze, Jill” has the 1:30 slot at AU Club today
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
dawg Kiké caught the ball above his shoulder. Not even close to in question. Also “scoring from first” on a ball that shallow?? Trying to do be an easy out at third, sure.
November 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
please go back to the ringer. the worldwide leader’s UX sucks and somehow the algo can’t learn I’m only logging in to find your stuff
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the most viable path to “the left’s Rogan” or whatever they’re trying to do is and has always been “reunite cumtown”
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
thinking about when they had Ryan Shazier out to announce a Steelers pick at the draft.

“Look what awaits you, young and talented man”
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
logo so nice we sent it twice
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
this was the golden era
October 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
let’s hear him out now
October 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
fairly easy, and it’s already cost him 47 games.
October 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
nobody loves anything in this world as much as Arthur Smith loves Jonnu
October 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
been trying to justify the £300 tickets for weeks now. send help (arguments for) @brianphillips.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I only know because my Aussie coworker mentioned it yesterday: “he sends me pics from class like ‘what the hell am I doing here?’”
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM