HardBristle
@hardbristle.bsky.social
Blk, middle aged, Detroit -adjacent. @eljayy
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HardBristle
@hardbristle.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I know this is a new app and all, but I can’t do the follow back everyone thing.
Agreed. If you're seeing this and you don't want to follow me back, it's ok. I understand.
Do you use macaroni for your Mac and cheese or do you use a different shaped pasta?
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Do you use macaroni for your Mac and cheese or do you use a different shaped pasta?
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
I noticed that the overwhelming majority of people who are complaining about the time change are parents.
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I noticed that the overwhelming majority of people who are complaining about the time change are parents.
We all know who had the best verse on Mercy. Who had the worst?
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We all know who had the best verse on Mercy. Who had the worst?
I explained this to someone. The first 40° day of the year, someone in Detroit is grilling. They thought I was crazy.
I love how location tells you how people acclimate to the weather. In Detroit I'm wearing shorts in 57 degrees 😂
I grew up in the northeast. 57° is cause for coat.
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I explained this to someone. The first 40° day of the year, someone in Detroit is grilling. They thought I was crazy.
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I love how location tells you how people acclimate to the weather. In Detroit I'm wearing shorts in 57 degrees 😂
I grew up in the northeast. 57° is cause for coat.
57 degrees is NOT cold. Why did I see a grown adult man in a parka today???
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I love how location tells you how people acclimate to the weather. In Detroit I'm wearing shorts in 57 degrees 😂
Since we talking Thanksgiving what's on your menu this year? Fellow home chefs, tap in
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Since we talking Thanksgiving what's on your menu this year? Fellow home chefs, tap in
NO WHAT NOVEMBER????
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
NO WHAT NOVEMBER????
the word AUTUMNAL bout to get its usage IN THIS HOME
I, for one, will be honoring the Thanksgiving season with appropriate autumn accoutrement and music.
Christmas is not upon us as yet.
Christmas is not upon us as yet.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
the word AUTUMNAL bout to get its usage IN THIS HOME
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not up in here. thanksgiving gon’ get her respeck!
I really dislike that we go straight from Halloween to Christmas 😒
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
not up in here. thanksgiving gon’ get her respeck!
Whenever you ask a woman what she would do if she was a man for 24 hours they always say some big dick shit. What if you were a man but you had 4 inches? You gon helicopter that mf?
October 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Whenever you ask a woman what she would do if she was a man for 24 hours they always say some big dick shit. What if you were a man but you had 4 inches? You gon helicopter that mf?
Coney breakfast would save my soul right now
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Coney breakfast would save my soul right now
Alexa play Adventures in the Land of Music by Dynasty
a man with a beard is making a funny face while sitting in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while sitting in front of a microphone .
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Alexa play Adventures in the Land of Music by Dynasty
Fellas please do not get out here trying to compete with a man who is worth 9 figures. A million dollar home is less than 1% of his money. Thats the equivalent of you buying your woman a necklace.
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Fellas please do not get out here trying to compete with a man who is worth 9 figures. A million dollar home is less than 1% of his money. Thats the equivalent of you buying your woman a necklace.
Remember, make friends out of playmates but not playmates out of friends.
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Remember, make friends out of playmates but not playmates out of friends.
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More than anything, this will result in permanent environmental consequences.
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
nbcnews.to
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
More than anything, this will result in permanent environmental consequences.
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Thought these was bread ties
October 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Thought these was bread ties
I went to post this pic of my Pokémon card haul and forgot I took some pics of my new c ring. That shit is AGGRESSIVE
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I went to post this pic of my Pokémon card haul and forgot I took some pics of my new c ring. That shit is AGGRESSIVE
Counting or not counting gang violence
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Counting or not counting gang violence
I had 4k+ followers at one point and any time I tweeted, I had to carefully construct my phrasing. If not I risk someone trying to argue or correct or nitpick. I could say I like oatmeal and here comes a group of people defending grits.
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I had 4k+ followers at one point and any time I tweeted, I had to carefully construct my phrasing. If not I risk someone trying to argue or correct or nitpick. I could say I like oatmeal and here comes a group of people defending grits.
Sounds like hell tbh
how the hell did y’all get over 1k followers on here😂
was it a goal to get followers or were you just posting whatever?
was it a goal to get followers or were you just posting whatever?
October 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sounds like hell tbh
Thanks Nile I did it. I should do this again
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Thanks Nile I did it. I should do this again
My microwave handle has been broken. The furnace stopped working. The fridge went out.
Today I went to make coffee and my electric kettle is broken. I immediately stopped and smudged my entire home. Idk what's here but it's gotta go.
Today I went to make coffee and my electric kettle is broken. I immediately stopped and smudged my entire home. Idk what's here but it's gotta go.
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My microwave handle has been broken. The furnace stopped working. The fridge went out.
Today I went to make coffee and my electric kettle is broken. I immediately stopped and smudged my entire home. Idk what's here but it's gotta go.
Today I went to make coffee and my electric kettle is broken. I immediately stopped and smudged my entire home. Idk what's here but it's gotta go.