Happy
@happyst.bsky.social
Chicago sports fan. Formerly of Uproxx.
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
I saw it but didn’t stick around.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I saw it but didn’t stick around.
It’s like when Kramer is explaining what a write off is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s like when Kramer is explaining what a write off is.
[future narrator voice]
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
[future narrator voice]
Can you please help us get to the bottom of why he started it with “I, then state your name?”
Was he swearing someone in? What the actual fuck was this?!?
Was he swearing someone in? What the actual fuck was this?!?
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Can you please help us get to the bottom of why he started it with “I, then state your name?”
Was he swearing someone in? What the actual fuck was this?!?
Was he swearing someone in? What the actual fuck was this?!?
I’m coining the term autoincorrect.
November 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I’m coining the term autoincorrect.
The irony in all of this is too thick. To be honest I don’t even have a real opinion about Jimmy Kimmel or what he said. I have no allegiance to any of it. What sucks is that we’re losing at every turn. The fascists are winning daily and the 1st and 2nd amendments are losing. That’s what sucks.
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The irony in all of this is too thick. To be honest I don’t even have a real opinion about Jimmy Kimmel or what he said. I have no allegiance to any of it. What sucks is that we’re losing at every turn. The fascists are winning daily and the 1st and 2nd amendments are losing. That’s what sucks.
While I have you, it’s on all of us to do something here. Boycott is the only voice we have and it only works if we actually do it.
Do not watch College Gameday on Saturday. Skip MNF. Don’t click their links.
You will be fine not watching. They will only be fine if you DO.
Do not watch College Gameday on Saturday. Skip MNF. Don’t click their links.
You will be fine not watching. They will only be fine if you DO.
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
While I have you, it’s on all of us to do something here. Boycott is the only voice we have and it only works if we actually do it.
Do not watch College Gameday on Saturday. Skip MNF. Don’t click their links.
You will be fine not watching. They will only be fine if you DO.
Do not watch College Gameday on Saturday. Skip MNF. Don’t click their links.
You will be fine not watching. They will only be fine if you DO.
We’re all looking for the guy who did this.
July 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We’re all looking for the guy who did this.
Walgreens should only play U2 on a continuous loop.
And I STILLLLL, haven’t found, what I’m looking for.
And I STILLLLL, haven’t found, what I’m looking for.
July 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Walgreens should only play U2 on a continuous loop.
And I STILLLLL, haven’t found, what I’m looking for.
And I STILLLLL, haven’t found, what I’m looking for.
I heard other reports that said he wrote them a Blank check.
/collects all the high fives
/collects all the high fives
July 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I heard other reports that said he wrote them a Blank check.
/collects all the high fives
/collects all the high fives