Happy
@happyst.bsky.social
Chicago sports fan. Formerly of Uproxx.
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
Nothing you read from me will have been worth your time. Also, for the first week I was here I thought “Bluesky” rhymed with “brewski.”
I saw it but didn’t stick around.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I saw it but didn’t stick around.
It’s like when Kramer is explaining what a write off is.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It’s like when Kramer is explaining what a write off is.
When the United States’ version of the Nuremberg trials finally get underway, put this motherfucker near the top of the list. Say his name. Charles Exum. Absolute piece of shit, this guy.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
When the United States’ version of the Nuremberg trials finally get underway, put this motherfucker near the top of the list. Say his name. Charles Exum. Absolute piece of shit, this guy.
I’m still standing. Yeah yeah yeah!
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m still standing. Yeah yeah yeah!
JB Pritzker every time he goes on TV and talks about Trump or Vance…
October 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
JB Pritzker every time he goes on TV and talks about Trump or Vance…
Cancelled my Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN subscription. My “feedback” was “fuck you, you fascist cunts.” I feel better.
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Cancelled my Disney+, Hulu, and ESPN subscription. My “feedback” was “fuck you, you fascist cunts.” I feel better.
We’re all looking for the guy who did this.
July 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We’re all looking for the guy who did this.
I must be from New England because I…
Bought Some Massive Glue Sets.
Bought Some Massive Glue Sets.
July 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I must be from New England because I…
Bought Some Massive Glue Sets.
Bought Some Massive Glue Sets.
The president out here casually inventing a new form of citizenship. It hasn’t been done around these parts since the mid 1860s or so but worth trying again he supposes.
July 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The president out here casually inventing a new form of citizenship. It hasn’t been done around these parts since the mid 1860s or so but worth trying again he supposes.
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills while reading this article about Will Leitch’s new book. The book has a nearly identical plot to Short Time, a 1990 Dabney Coleman movie. Now I get it, I’m the only person who ever saw that movie. Doesn’t mean it didn’t exist.
deadline.com/2025/04/lion...
deadline.com/2025/04/lion...
July 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills while reading this article about Will Leitch’s new book. The book has a nearly identical plot to Short Time, a 1990 Dabney Coleman movie. Now I get it, I’m the only person who ever saw that movie. Doesn’t mean it didn’t exist.
deadline.com/2025/04/lion...
deadline.com/2025/04/lion...
He’s running our country like a mafia don. This will be Zelenskyy a few months from now if he signs any deal with this POS…
February 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He’s running our country like a mafia don. This will be Zelenskyy a few months from now if he signs any deal with this POS…
Every time I see Kyle Tucker come to bat for the Cubs this year…
February 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Every time I see Kyle Tucker come to bat for the Cubs this year…
Was going through a box of old pictures and came across one from my fifth birthday, March of 1984, holding a Hot Wheels city. A couple feet away sat the actual damn toy. I still have it!!!
January 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Was going through a box of old pictures and came across one from my fifth birthday, March of 1984, holding a Hot Wheels city. A couple feet away sat the actual damn toy. I still have it!!!
I was chatting with a friend about a dream I had where I was having a sit down conversation with Chance the Rapper, and my phone autocorrected him to Chance the Stapler.
I’ll be honest this is a cartoon I might watch, and thanks to AI I already have a prototype.
I’ll be honest this is a cartoon I might watch, and thanks to AI I already have a prototype.
January 31, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I was chatting with a friend about a dream I had where I was having a sit down conversation with Chance the Rapper, and my phone autocorrected him to Chance the Stapler.
I’ll be honest this is a cartoon I might watch, and thanks to AI I already have a prototype.
I’ll be honest this is a cartoon I might watch, and thanks to AI I already have a prototype.
You can’t make the nazi salute and then say it wasn’t the nazi salute. Saying this wasn’t a nazi salute is insulting to anyone with eyes.
You know who didn’t give a Nazi salute today? People who aren’t nazis. Elon Musk is a Nazi. There is no speculation here.
You know who didn’t give a Nazi salute today? People who aren’t nazis. Elon Musk is a Nazi. There is no speculation here.
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
You can’t make the nazi salute and then say it wasn’t the nazi salute. Saying this wasn’t a nazi salute is insulting to anyone with eyes.
You know who didn’t give a Nazi salute today? People who aren’t nazis. Elon Musk is a Nazi. There is no speculation here.
You know who didn’t give a Nazi salute today? People who aren’t nazis. Elon Musk is a Nazi. There is no speculation here.
Picking just one quick clip to honor this man is a difficult task. But I’m satisfied with my choice.
Rest well, Harry Doyle!!!
Rest well, Harry Doyle!!!
January 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Picking just one quick clip to honor this man is a difficult task. But I’m satisfied with my choice.
Rest well, Harry Doyle!!!
Rest well, Harry Doyle!!!
This story and more available in this month’s edition of Duh Magazine.
January 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This story and more available in this month’s edition of Duh Magazine.
It’s like if you were to show me a picture of Anthony Weiner and said “what is this guys name” and I had never even heard of Anthony Weiner, my first guess would be “Anthony Weiner.”
December 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
It’s like if you were to show me a picture of Anthony Weiner and said “what is this guys name” and I had never even heard of Anthony Weiner, my first guess would be “Anthony Weiner.”
RIP Jim Abrahams, one of the authors of this perfect line.
December 3, 2024 at 5:51 PM
RIP Jim Abrahams, one of the authors of this perfect line.
This was very helpful.
November 15, 2024 at 2:19 AM
This was very helpful.
Saw this on marketplace this morning. “For only $21,000 you can have this classic automobile. Comes with a small block 327 and Cheeto cheese dust on the steering wheel.”
I’m dying. Look at that girl’s feet!!!
I’m dying. Look at that girl’s feet!!!
October 23, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Saw this on marketplace this morning. “For only $21,000 you can have this classic automobile. Comes with a small block 327 and Cheeto cheese dust on the steering wheel.”
I’m dying. Look at that girl’s feet!!!
I’m dying. Look at that girl’s feet!!!