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Kristen
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“I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”
- JD Salinger

Mom, 3D Character Artist, Xennial, Pumpkin Queen.
Someday, as an artist, I will learn to spell silhouette.
February 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Day 3 Unemployment: Framing office art.

The first is called “Robber Baroness: A portrait of the secret sorority founder”

The second is called “Fingerpaint or else” by Suzy at three years of age
January 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If anyone is hiring stylized/cel-shaded 3D character artists, I am newly available!

Artstation.com/kris10
January 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Writing a Christmas D&D campaign, and I think chatgpt is sick of my shit.
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
I call this “The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving”. Made for our nanny who appreciates whimsical decor. You find the knit-worthy people around you.
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Several elections later, this shirt from Draw Something still does its job.
November 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Kristen
I feel like what has happened here will be viewed historically as rivaling 9/11 and the resulting War on Terror, in terms of cataclysmic consequence for the entire world. The hard thing right now is the expectation to act like it’s just another day. Guess I gotta go to my dentist appointment. Fuck.
November 6, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Bought a cat trap at Harbor freight for our missing indoor cat. Every single employee AND customer in the store at 9am offered to carry it out to my car. Was only 11 lbs, so I got this, but chivalry!
November 1, 2024 at 1:32 PM
A little less than a year from now at Radio City Music Hall, I’ll be at the Critical Role live show during NYCC watching a Mighty Nein session.

Jester getting Married!
October 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I made Boo because my preschooler wanted to be Sully. She assigned Mike to me and Randall to my husband. He spent a month asking me with every stitch why it took so long. (Answer: bad pattern)
October 26, 2024 at 12:16 AM
4am and can’t sleep? Research unreal 5 blueprints instead and discover the rigging problem you’ve been troubleshooting all week can be fixed in one click.
October 24, 2024 at 10:59 AM
My husband calls Cinderella “Mommy” and Rapunzel “Mommy goes to Florida”, and it’s true.
October 1, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Spiders are the reason for the season. My 3 year old named him Lucas and gave me friendship bracelets.
September 15, 2024 at 8:16 PM