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Kristen
@happyplotting.bsky.social
“I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”
- JD Salinger

Mom, 3D Character Artist, Xennial, Pumpkin Queen.
But when you’re pulling into the high school parking lot in 1999 and the other kids are like “What IS that?!”

They called it the mystery machine and the silver bullet.
January 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How about this 1986 Toyota minivan I had to learn to drive with. Engine was underneath. It was actually super dangerous, but I drove it high school until it hydroplaned into another car. As it was known to do.
January 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I dropped the larger box of an ikea play desk on my foot to avoid it falling on the dog who tipped it over. Then I walked like the penguin for two weeks. The sacrifices we make.
January 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All my 4 year old can talk about these days. Because we let her pick the characters.
January 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Fun fact: I am a not so secret sorority founder of Kappa Alpha Theta’s Eta Theta chapter at UCF.

@candikreinbrink.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Devastating indeed! Duvet covers that don’t suck to change and flying cars we will never see in our lifetime.
October 26, 2024 at 12:09 AM
She is crazy good with lyrics.
September 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM