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Happyburger23
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I have a number of interests, so if you like LEGO, Minecraft, Trains, etc., I may post about them!

I also have a dog!
Time flies way too fast for my liking
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN1a... THE WET FART CAT IS SO ACCURATE
Creds to person who made it! ^^ #helpmemakethismakesense
YouTube video by ~.*JollyVR*.~
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It's salt box season fuck yea

#baltimore
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
YES
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I aspire to be just as petty as Timothy Dexter:
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Horses are probably the only domesticated animal that didn't need humans to fuck them up (i.e. pugs, persians, etc., etc.)

They're just like that as-is
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
me_irl
October 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!”

I have no idea what he's trying to say, but go off, Shakespeare.
October 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
me when I fart at the function
September 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Very cool! "Metra will put its prototype Café Car into service this fall, rotating it across most of its busiest lines and stations."
www.metra.com/newsroom/met...

No word on whether it will include live DJ's, like last June's Morning Coffee Rave. 🚉 ☕️ 🎵 💃🕺
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eeo...
September 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think the reason kids hate vegetables is because they're bitter.

Bitter = poison. Poison = bad.
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Why is a person being on a cereal box considered newsworthy? I can't remember the last time I've seen a person on a cereal box.

www.parents.com/molly-baz-is...
Molly Baz Is the First Pregnant Woman To Appear on a Box of Special K Cereal
The chef and cookbook author discusses breastfeeding in public and feeding her 14-month-old spicy food.
www.parents.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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This is my demographic. I'm a car guy who is 100% in favor of improving mass transit because unlike other car-centric Americans I recognize that 1) most car owners don't care about cars and treat it like an appliance and 2) fewer cars on the roads means less traffic. It's win win.
Emphatically agree with this argument, from my MIT Mobility Initiative colleague Bhuvan Atluri:

"I’m a car guy. But I’m also an advocate for public transportation, bike lanes and safer streets...Car enthusiasm is not and must not be confused for car dependency."
Guest Column: Car Enthusiasts Can Be Allies In Transportation Decarbonization - Streetsblog Massachusetts
I’m a car guy. But I’m also an advocate for public transportation, bike lanes and safer streets.  Most readers might do a double take at that statement, or shake their heads at the idea that car enthu...
mass.streetsblog.org
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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A Canadian doctor explains the difference between the universal health care system in Canada, where everyone is covered and there are no out-of-pocket costs, and the American system where people go bankrupt in order to receive cancer treatment.
July 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Highlights from the Parade of Trains today; more to come tomorrow!
June 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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love that the diet section of "eastern gray squirrel" has this extensive image gallery
May 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I used to drink creamy tomato soup straight outta the can

#food #unhingedconfessions
May 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:
April 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Let me get this straight...

Republican congressmen are allowed to take vanity tours in CECOT prison in El Salvador, but Senator Chris Van Hollen is denied entry to check on the welfare of his wrongly imprisoned constituent?
April 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Annoying Orange is the young millennial/old gen Z precursor to Skibidi toilet

I remember watching the bastard on Cartoon Network
April 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
mf interrupted a movie and expected people to play along
April 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Over * 5,000,000 * protesters out on the streets today and still counting.

This is what democracy looks like #HandsOff
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April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
IT'S HAPPENING!!!
The Purple Line is testing light rail vehicles! A major milestone as we transform communities. See testing video on our YouTube page: youtu.be/lx8Eg9HXelQ #PurpleLinePoweredUp #PurpleLineProgress #PurpleLinetransformation #PurplelineMD #ConnectingCommunities
April 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM