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clarajeffery.bsky.social
Sidewalk art getting real
April 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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oregonzoo.bsky.social
Oh hellooo
April 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
my uber driver just shat himself and drove me 20 mins in the wrong direction life is a movie
April 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
March 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
a screenshot of my post reading: i'm on bluesky for the scientific community the post contains a screenshot of a series of threaded replies: - my post: who up waning they gibbous - Papa Nurgle's favorite daughter's post: It's a waxing cresent tonight, JERRY - my post: who up waxing they crescent
March 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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smoshclips.bsky.social
Courtney making an angry/offputting face at Chanse. Chanse posing like a meerkat staring at Courtney.
March 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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sonictyrant.bsky.social
me: *holds up drawing* is this the guy?

witness: that looks nothing like him

me: *furiously shaking Etch-a-Sketch* YOU DO IT THEN
February 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
hanthebanan.bsky.social
@comill.bsky.social can we please get girls are gross (back) on spotify?? i want to sing along as i hotbox my car with a days worth of farts.
February 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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smoshclips.bsky.social
February 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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lizzobeeating.bsky.social
I’ve heard the conspiracies that they’re just “reporting” more plane accidents to scare the American public.. but honestly what happened in Toronto is hard to reduce to conspiracy.

There’s something concerning happening with aviation right now— what is the common thread?
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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comill.bsky.social
Teriyaki burgers are bisexual
February 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
:¨·.·¨:
`·..it’s

:¨·.·¨:
`·..baby

:¨·.·¨:
`·..no

:¨·.·¨:
`·..money

:¨·.·¨:
`·..FUCKKKKKKKKK
February 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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riotgrlerin.bsky.social
just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of cosmopolitan magazine: thread
Sweetums as Aubrey Plaza on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.
February 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
when the skritches hit
Photo of Olive, an orange tabby cat, sitting on a blue blanket on my lap. Her chin is tilted up and her eyes are mostly closed in an expression of satisfaction.
February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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smoshclips.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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bbnomula.bsky.social
SELF CARE
February 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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fannvevo.bsky.social
Chappell Roan
February 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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bunnibaby.swifties.social
good morning, this is how I feel today
February 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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enchantedplanet.bsky.social
you guys look at what I’m stitching 🍴🍯
Work in progress with only the outline done, hand embroidered hoop art of Winnie the Pooh sitting down to eat with ‘eat the rich’ written on it
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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smoshclips.bsky.social
💖 Through god, even Big Snake is possible. 💖
February 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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comill.bsky.social
To anyone who deals with imposter syndrome-

When you’re lying awake worried that people may think you’re a monster.. what do you think actual monstrous people are thinking in that same moment?
February 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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dannyderaney.bsky.social
Last night in London, this happened.

Ringo joined Paul at the end of his tour and they jammed to the reprise of Sgt Pepper and Helter Skelter. 🔥🔥
December 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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lizzobeeating.bsky.social
I’m not a crybaby.. but I’m definitely a sighbaby

*sigh*
December 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM