Hans Offen
@hans-offen.bsky.social
five finger salute for the Felon in Cheese
FAFO is a harsh mistress
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
FAFO is a harsh mistress
most 2-year-olds do in fact fail this test
December 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
most 2-year-olds do in fact fail this test
they're eating the proud boys, they're eating the groypers, they're eating all the maga sects!
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
they're eating the proud boys, they're eating the groypers, they're eating all the maga sects!
the system feeds itself, but then you also hear stories about how awful, neglectful parents who are left with their children and are totally ignored by that same system. what part of this system uses any common sense?
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the system feeds itself, but then you also hear stories about how awful, neglectful parents who are left with their children and are totally ignored by that same system. what part of this system uses any common sense?
getting drunk (on implied personal acclaim at being interviewed by a national magazine) at the company Christmas party and spilling the beans is not the fault of the ear who hears it, but rather the loose lips that speak it
December 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
getting drunk (on implied personal acclaim at being interviewed by a national magazine) at the company Christmas party and spilling the beans is not the fault of the ear who hears it, but rather the loose lips that speak it
that should end up making international criminals out of a lot of people when it gets up and running
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
that should end up making international criminals out of a lot of people when it gets up and running
most of us knew this would be tha case
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 AM
most of us knew this would be tha case
sounds like a scam to me, but I'm a bit confused as to which one is scamming and which one is getting scammed
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
sounds like a scam to me, but I'm a bit confused as to which one is scamming and which one is getting scammed
large easy to read type for the senior citizen and dementia in chief patient who lives there
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
large easy to read type for the senior citizen and dementia in chief patient who lives there
autocracies always fail in that the "leader" can never admit any mistake and telling the leader the truth is a punishable offense, therefore chaos and lack of accurate knowledge of the true condition of the government leads to its collapse
December 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
autocracies always fail in that the "leader" can never admit any mistake and telling the leader the truth is a punishable offense, therefore chaos and lack of accurate knowledge of the true condition of the government leads to its collapse
nearly everyone who is an adult simply cannot fathom being attracted to children or minors in that way, so yeah it is very difficult to grasp such an idea and find it appealing in any way
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
nearly everyone who is an adult simply cannot fathom being attracted to children or minors in that way, so yeah it is very difficult to grasp such an idea and find it appealing in any way
trump is a contortionist extraordinaire, able to fellate himself while his head is so far up his own ass that he must do it blindly while puckering hard in more than one place
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
trump is a contortionist extraordinaire, able to fellate himself while his head is so far up his own ass that he must do it blindly while puckering hard in more than one place
it's the oil, it was always the oil.
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
it's the oil, it was always the oil.
does he represent the Church of Eugenics?
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
does he represent the Church of Eugenics?
for once, he actually has knowledge of "how it's done"
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
for once, he actually has knowledge of "how it's done"
it's the new form of slavery, an imprisoned labor force
prisonjournalismproject.org/2022/02/22/a...
prisonjournalismproject.org/2022/02/22/a...
Arkansas Prisons’ Unpaid Labor Program Is Criminal
When inmates are forced to work for free for five, 10, 30 or 50 years, they are unable to leave prison with any money to help them get restarted. Don’t be surprised if they break laws to get it.
prisonjournalismproject.org
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
it's the new form of slavery, an imprisoned labor force
prisonjournalismproject.org/2022/02/22/a...
prisonjournalismproject.org/2022/02/22/a...
you know that it would please Rob Reiner tremendously if his death in any way helped to heal America
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
you know that it would please Rob Reiner tremendously if his death in any way helped to heal America
was that supposed to be "off the record"?
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
was that supposed to be "off the record"?
A plus higher unemployment, plus higher tariffs (read taxes), plus higher inflation, plus higher energy costs, plus higher healthcare costs, plus more felons paroled by trump
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A plus higher unemployment, plus higher tariffs (read taxes), plus higher inflation, plus higher energy costs, plus higher healthcare costs, plus more felons paroled by trump
bring him a shiny toy and get a great deal!
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
bring him a shiny toy and get a great deal!
$33 billion of hype vanished in seconds! almost like crypto, but without a fancy name for the "product". maybe we should give AI names like crypto? Fred AI, Leon AI, AI Monroe, and of course (when he finds an investor with a shoddy enough product) trump AI.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
$33 billion of hype vanished in seconds! almost like crypto, but without a fancy name for the "product". maybe we should give AI names like crypto? Fred AI, Leon AI, AI Monroe, and of course (when he finds an investor with a shoddy enough product) trump AI.
trump thinks pootin' is a great leader, he's trying to bankrupt America like pootin' has been doing to russia
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
trump thinks pootin' is a great leader, he's trying to bankrupt America like pootin' has been doing to russia
then it needs a rubber floor too so that all those old AF republican'ts don't hurt themselves falling down when they dance there
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
then it needs a rubber floor too so that all those old AF republican'ts don't hurt themselves falling down when they dance there
four years since that last trump term... hmm, isn't that odd?
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
four years since that last trump term... hmm, isn't that odd?
leon is obviously scared to death that Democrats will end his gravy train of government handouts to all of his businesses. Wean leon off the government tit now!
December 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
leon is obviously scared to death that Democrats will end his gravy train of government handouts to all of his businesses. Wean leon off the government tit now!