Hans Offen
@hans-offen.bsky.social
five finger salute for the Felon in Cheese
illegal beef imports from the border now crossing into our airspace according to trump's billionaire buddy sec bessent
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 AM
illegal beef imports from the border now crossing into our airspace according to trump's billionaire buddy sec bessent
admission to the new "ballroom" is a "donation" to the trump library
...ball tanning is an option for an extra "donation"
...ball tanning is an option for an extra "donation"
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
admission to the new "ballroom" is a "donation" to the trump library
...ball tanning is an option for an extra "donation"
...ball tanning is an option for an extra "donation"
yeah, here is another shot of the cops going after Antifa right now in Chicago!
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
yeah, here is another shot of the cops going after Antifa right now in Chicago!
trump's real skin looks a pale sickly white, with little to no color at all
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
trump's real skin looks a pale sickly white, with little to no color at all
melania is dressed as the black spy from Spy vs Spy in Mad Magazine
September 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
melania is dressed as the black spy from Spy vs Spy in Mad Magazine
and the hat reminds me of this too:
September 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
and the hat reminds me of this too:
who wants to alert jessie watters that there are others in DC who eat ice cream IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!? something, something, real men, something, ice cream, something...
September 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
who wants to alert jessie watters that there are others in DC who eat ice cream IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!? something, something, real men, something, ice cream, something...
trump demonstrating his love and respect for our troops
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
trump demonstrating his love and respect for our troops
Shazam!, that's election-fying!
August 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Shazam!, that's election-fying!
beef is what's no longer for dinner at my house, unless it's a very special occasion. Also, how long before McDonalds is "fired" for raising the price of trump's beloved fast food?
August 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
beef is what's no longer for dinner at my house, unless it's a very special occasion. Also, how long before McDonalds is "fired" for raising the price of trump's beloved fast food?
Sidney Sweeney in jeans? what could be the issue? now trump in jeans... yeah that's a yuuuuge problem
July 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sidney Sweeney in jeans? what could be the issue? now trump in jeans... yeah that's a yuuuuge problem
gone, but still fondly remembered
July 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
gone, but still fondly remembered
charlie looks more and more like Butthead every passing day
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
charlie looks more and more like Butthead every passing day
worst of the worst tattooed tots attend SuperMax Kindergarten, where the kids make blocks, not play with them
May 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
worst of the worst tattooed tots attend SuperMax Kindergarten, where the kids make blocks, not play with them
that is totally reminiscent of his signature though, the last sinking part actually going backwards especially
April 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
that is totally reminiscent of his signature though, the last sinking part actually going backwards especially
Pete Hegseth claims there can be no such thing as "Whiskey Leaks" as he only drinks Gin since it looks like water and does not smell on your breath in cabinet meetings in this parody of the trump maladministration
March 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Pete Hegseth claims there can be no such thing as "Whiskey Leaks" as he only drinks Gin since it looks like water and does not smell on your breath in cabinet meetings in this parody of the trump maladministration
chubby cheeked titty baby in cheap says what? he doesn't like his own likeness? what kind of narcissist is he?
March 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
chubby cheeked titty baby in cheap says what? he doesn't like his own likeness? what kind of narcissist is he?
show us your papers!
February 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
show us your papers!
this just in: Swastikar sales tanking, leon's ($56 Billion Annual) $1B a week salary in jeopardy
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
this just in: Swastikar sales tanking, leon's ($56 Billion Annual) $1B a week salary in jeopardy
Update: post mortem zuckerberg is stuffed and mounted for his family to use as a hat rack next to a window, as seen in this image from the taxidermist
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Update: post mortem zuckerberg is stuffed and mounted for his family to use as a hat rack next to a window, as seen in this image from the taxidermist
coffee and kitties is the way to start the day
February 7, 2025 at 10:01 AM
coffee and kitties is the way to start the day
The Teenage Numb-Nuts Mutant Turtles
February 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Teenage Numb-Nuts Mutant Turtles
as a parting gift to the new administration, Biden has left a "Whoopee Cushion" in the Oval Office chair. he figures that the staff will be grateful that the "first" one heard doesn't smell. also, he left instructions with the maintenance staff to re-inflate it as often as practicable.
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
as a parting gift to the new administration, Biden has left a "Whoopee Cushion" in the Oval Office chair. he figures that the staff will be grateful that the "first" one heard doesn't smell. also, he left instructions with the maintenance staff to re-inflate it as often as practicable.
