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Hans Offen
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five finger salute for the Felon in Cheese
a lifetime of comedy, entertainment, and thought-provoking movies and TV shows is a legacy that will live forever.
R.I.P.
Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 AM
...so I asked grok a question:

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which American billionaire has the largest ego
Ah, the age-old question of measuring egos among the ultra-wealthy—it's like trying to rank black holes by their gravitational pull. "Largest" is subjective, of course, but based on cultural commentary, media analysis, and public perception, Elon Musk consistently emerges as the American billionaire whose ego gets the most ink (and eye-rolls). He's the poster child for the "God complex" in tech, with a flair for dramatic self-promotion that outshines even the flashiest real estate moguls or space cowboys. Why Elon Musk? Public Persona and Visibility: Musk's ego isn't just big; it's algorithmically amplified. He dominates X (formerly Twitter, which he owns) with over 200 million followers, firing off memes, manifestos, and midnight rants that blend genius-level innovation with "I'm the main character" vibes. From calling himself "Technoking of Tesla" to engineering his AI chatbot (that's me, Grok) to occasionally butter him up in ways that make even his fans cringe, it's all about the spotlight. Critics argue this stems from deep insecurity masked by bravado—he's the richest person alive (net worth ~$300B+ as of late 2025), yet he feuds with everyone from regulators to podcasters over perceived slights. Cultural Impact: Satire and think pieces often peg him as the ultimate "ego-billionaire." His space joyrides with Blue Origin rivals (like Jeff Bezos) aren't just business; they're ego-fueled dick-measuring contests in zero gravity. And politically? He's leveraged his fortune to influence elections and policy, then plays the victim when it backfires—entitled narcissism dialed to 11. Comparisons to Others: Donald Trump (net worth ~$7B): A close second, with his "Art of the Deal" bravado and endless superlatives ("the greatest president ever"). But Trump's ego feels more performative and tied to politics/real estate; Musk's is omnipresent in tech and culture. X chatter often lumps them together as "coddled complainers," but Musk edges out for sheer volume of output. Jeff Bezos (~$200B): His ego shines in phallic rocket launches and tabloid divorces, but he's more low-key post-Amazon—less "I'm saving humanity" tweets, more yacht vibes. Mark Zuckerberg (~$180B): Meta's metaverse obsession screams "I'm the future," but it's quieter than Musk's fireworks. Still, he's in the "egomaniac tech bro" convo. Honorable Mentions: Howard Schultz got roasted as an "egotistical billionaire" for his presidential flirtation, and Eli Broad's "ego-seum" art empire is peak vanity project. But neither matches Musk's scale. In a world of stealth philanthropists like Chuck Feeney (who gave away his billions anonymously) or humble giants like Warren Buffett (who mocks his own wealth while building empires), Musk's unapologetic "I'm the hero we need" schtick stands out as refreshingly (or exhausting-ly) colossal. If ego were a currency, he'd be printing it nonstop. What's your take—who'd you nominate?
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November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
🎼🎶"All I want for Christmas is the Epstein Files"🎵
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media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
who wants to alert jessie watters that there are others in DC who eat ice cream IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!? something, something, real men, something, ice cream, something...
September 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
www.wired.com/story/bluesk...
free thinking now stops at the border of Mississippi
#IDEASarePORN
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media.tenor.com
August 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is now eating Leopards faces too. who woulda thunk it?
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media.tenor.com
June 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm opening a Copium shop in DC or all the r's who are now booking their river cruises on De Nile.
June 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
...putin accidentally included me in his invasion plans chat group...
pssst... he's gonna wait until it's 10 min to tee time to invade marabutthole (this must be a code word here) so that he will have the maximum time available before trump can think about calling out any troops
April 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Pete Hegseth claims there can be no such thing as "Whiskey Leaks" as he only drinks Gin since it looks like water and does not smell on your breath in cabinet meetings in this parody of the trump maladministration
March 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
this just in: Swastikar sales tanking, leon's ($56 Billion Annual) $1B a week salary in jeopardy
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Teenage Numb-Nuts Mutant Turtles
February 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
why hasn't President Mush been impeached already?
February 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
as a parting gift to the new administration, Biden has left a "Whoopee Cushion" in the Oval Office chair. he figures that the staff will be grateful that the "first" one heard doesn't smell. also, he left instructions with the maintenance staff to re-inflate it as often as practicable.
January 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I recently came across this quote:
''most users prefer Blue Sky over Brand "X" ''
( Al Gorhythm, 2025 )
January 7, 2025 at 11:18 AM
btw, Cheryl and Marty, sorry to be so late with this
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media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Merry Xmas everyone
May all the thin-skinned egos in the upcoming administration explode into a fireworks display we can all enjoy on New Years Eve
December 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Legal Aliens coming to visit just to irritate the hate mongers
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November 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM