Hank Lunch
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Hank Lunch
@hanklunch.bsky.social
· Jan 20
A true master chiropractor can cure all ailments with a single blow to the neck, but only if their heart is pure.
Having a threesome with my AI Girlfriend and BonziBuddy
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Having a threesome with my AI Girlfriend and BonziBuddy
RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
RIP Tatsuya Nakadai
“How would you feel if the police went on strike?” I would feel like I could steal from a rich guy and get away with it
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“How would you feel if the police went on strike?” I would feel like I could steal from a rich guy and get away with it
Opening big wooden crates with a crowbar would fix me
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Opening big wooden crates with a crowbar would fix me
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Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him
October 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Daily bunny no.3109's seafaring days are behind him
Cinemogged by a guy wearing 3 pieces of DirectorFits merch at the same time
October 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Cinemogged by a guy wearing 3 pieces of DirectorFits merch at the same time
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Art should reflect the world around it, like a funhouse mirror, or even just a regular mirror
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Art should reflect the world around it, like a funhouse mirror, or even just a regular mirror
I am not a Scold, I am merely an Explainer. And today I am Explaining to you why I am not a Scold
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am not a Scold, I am merely an Explainer. And today I am Explaining to you why I am not a Scold
When faced with a numerically superior foe, try crying and shitting yourself
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When faced with a numerically superior foe, try crying and shitting yourself
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EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
October 12, 2025 at 10:49 AM
EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
They’re lighting the signal-fires for you, bro. From the hilltops to the valleys, bro, an army is being raised against you and your grim hordes.
October 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
They’re lighting the signal-fires for you, bro. From the hilltops to the valleys, bro, an army is being raised against you and your grim hordes.
General Strike? I thought the GI Joe writers said he wasn’t canon anymore
October 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
General Strike? I thought the GI Joe writers said he wasn’t canon anymore
Conan the Barbarian… like, he’s basically a Bronze Age Tier 1 Operator. That’s all u gotta know to get into him
October 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Conan the Barbarian… like, he’s basically a Bronze Age Tier 1 Operator. That’s all u gotta know to get into him
It’s ok you can just write “Think about reasons why Israel should exist” and she’ll consider that work
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."
One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
October 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It’s ok you can just write “Think about reasons why Israel should exist” and she’ll consider that work
I’m chopped, unc, and also another thing that I don’t have a word for yet.
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I’m chopped, unc, and also another thing that I don’t have a word for yet.
Nice crisis. Be a shame if someone… consumed their way out of it.
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nice crisis. Be a shame if someone… consumed their way out of it.
After discussion with my therapist & much internal reflection, I have decided to buy a kick-ass dirtbike.
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
After discussion with my therapist & much internal reflection, I have decided to buy a kick-ass dirtbike.
I’m a doinker. I doink. I doink a LOT. And I’m damn good at it too. You’ll never stop me from doinking.
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m a doinker. I doink. I doink a LOT. And I’m damn good at it too. You’ll never stop me from doinking.
Ok screw it @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social fan cam
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Ok screw it @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social fan cam
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forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
forum wars took over the government. the 10,000-page thread spilled out into the streets. people are getting their doors blown open and hogtied so that nerds can win an online argument. they tanked the dollar and fucked the economy permanently to own you
It’s really funny that Ari Aster’s most popular movie is about a white woman who joins a Nazi cult after a bad breakup.
October 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It’s really funny that Ari Aster’s most popular movie is about a white woman who joins a Nazi cult after a bad breakup.
This is how my sinuses feel right now
October 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This is how my sinuses feel right now