hangingchadsbook
@hangingchadsbook.bsky.social
Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
Yesterday's "Breaking News" from the now-incredibly tacky Oval Office just turned out to be the WORST BOB DYLAN IMITATION EVER! Maddy out!
August 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yesterday's "Breaking News" from the now-incredibly tacky Oval Office just turned out to be the WORST BOB DYLAN IMITATION EVER! Maddy out!
June may be over, but the PRIDE never ends.
July 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
June may be over, but the PRIDE never ends.
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH to every beautiful, caring person out there. Oh, and for all the asshole bigots who are filled with unnecessary hatred towards other human beings, um, well, fuck off. Maddy out!
June 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH to every beautiful, caring person out there. Oh, and for all the asshole bigots who are filled with unnecessary hatred towards other human beings, um, well, fuck off. Maddy out!
FIGHT THE REAL POWER! Or don't, 'cause, those are just penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
FIGHT THE REAL POWER! Or don't, 'cause, those are just penguins.
Donald Trump threatens 'nice new law' against authors he doesn't like. Huh. Well, I guess it's time for my author to get off his ass and get back to work then! Working title of the next one: QUEEN ZENOBIA & THE BRIGADE OF PERSISTENCE
Maddy out! (Oh, and this little gem out soon!)
Maddy out! (Oh, and this little gem out soon!)
February 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Donald Trump threatens 'nice new law' against authors he doesn't like. Huh. Well, I guess it's time for my author to get off his ass and get back to work then! Working title of the next one: QUEEN ZENOBIA & THE BRIGADE OF PERSISTENCE
Maddy out! (Oh, and this little gem out soon!)
Maddy out! (Oh, and this little gem out soon!)
Consistent with my author's instructions, all characters will receive an email requiring them to justify their existence. Failure to comply will result in being removed from any future book. Hey! I just got my first response from Sin.D. And she says...fuck off. Well, that didn't work. Maddy out!
February 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Consistent with my author's instructions, all characters will receive an email requiring them to justify their existence. Failure to comply will result in being removed from any future book. Hey! I just got my first response from Sin.D. And she says...fuck off. Well, that didn't work. Maddy out!
My author has a delightful children's book with an anti-bullying, anti-discrimination message to it, if interested. Available on Ingram.
February 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My author has a delightful children's book with an anti-bullying, anti-discrimination message to it, if interested. Available on Ingram.
HELLOOOO PEORIA! My author is THRILLED to be back in your town this weekend at the Northwoods Mall! So come on out to the Quadcon toy and comic show and check out super cool stuff to distract you from these trying times. Oh, unless you're an Illinois Nazi. You can just stay the fuck home. Maddy out!
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HELLOOOO PEORIA! My author is THRILLED to be back in your town this weekend at the Northwoods Mall! So come on out to the Quadcon toy and comic show and check out super cool stuff to distract you from these trying times. Oh, unless you're an Illinois Nazi. You can just stay the fuck home. Maddy out!
Maddy's Inspirational Thought Of The Day. You can't judge a book by its cover. But you can judge a person's actions to determine that they're a bigot, narcissist, misogynist, con-man, liar, nazi motherfucker! Oh, and you can judge my author's books by their covers. Maddy out! hangingchadsbook.com.
February 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Maddy's Inspirational Thought Of The Day. You can't judge a book by its cover. But you can judge a person's actions to determine that they're a bigot, narcissist, misogynist, con-man, liar, nazi motherfucker! Oh, and you can judge my author's books by their covers. Maddy out! hangingchadsbook.com.
Regardless of these insane and confusing times, my author is continuing to spread his work. Saturday, Feb. 7, he will be at the Alliant Energy Powerhouse in Cedar Rapids from 10A-5P. So come on out If ya want. Or stay at home and hold your loved ones. That's a cool use of your time too. Maddy out!
February 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Regardless of these insane and confusing times, my author is continuing to spread his work. Saturday, Feb. 7, he will be at the Alliant Energy Powerhouse in Cedar Rapids from 10A-5P. So come on out If ya want. Or stay at home and hold your loved ones. That's a cool use of your time too. Maddy out!
Alexander is coming Spring of '25. It's gonna be a helluva ride, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out! hangingchadsbook.com
#booksky
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February 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Alexander is coming Spring of '25. It's gonna be a helluva ride, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out! hangingchadsbook.com
#booksky
#booksky
You know shit's fucked up when we're on the precipice of an absurd South Park plot. In other news, I am officially adopting RUSH as my favorite band, Molson my favorite beer, and Strange Brew my favorite movie. Sorry. That's all I know about Canada. In my defense, I'm an asshole American. Maddy out!
February 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You know shit's fucked up when we're on the precipice of an absurd South Park plot. In other news, I am officially adopting RUSH as my favorite band, Molson my favorite beer, and Strange Brew my favorite movie. Sorry. That's all I know about Canada. In my defense, I'm an asshole American. Maddy out!
The end of this country began when School House Rock was taken off the air. Just sayin'. Maddy out!
February 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The end of this country began when School House Rock was taken off the air. Just sayin'. Maddy out!
I'm confused. Why are Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion so controversial and dangerous but being a fucking nazi is cool? Oh, right. White Male Nationalism. They ARE fucking nazis. Well, we beat the fuck out of 'em once. I guess it's time to roll up the sleeves, right Cap'n?
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm confused. Why are Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion so controversial and dangerous but being a fucking nazi is cool? Oh, right. White Male Nationalism. They ARE fucking nazis. Well, we beat the fuck out of 'em once. I guess it's time to roll up the sleeves, right Cap'n?
Maddy's Inspirational Thought Of The Day. It is always darkest before the dawn. Which makes that the most fortuitous time to move bodies around. Y'know. If ya need to. For more helpful lifestyle tips check out hangingchadsbook.com. Maddy out! #booksky
January 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Maddy's Inspirational Thought Of The Day. It is always darkest before the dawn. Which makes that the most fortuitous time to move bodies around. Y'know. If ya need to. For more helpful lifestyle tips check out hangingchadsbook.com. Maddy out! #booksky
Check me out at hangingchadsbook.com. You won't be disappointed. Or maybe you will be. Fuck if I know.
January 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Check me out at hangingchadsbook.com. You won't be disappointed. Or maybe you will be. Fuck if I know.
#booksky Anybody out there angry as fuck today? Well, I'm here to help you get some of those pent up frustrations out without risking prison. You put in the reading time, and I'll do the crime. Check me out if ya want at hangingchadsbook.com. My author created me for days just like this. Maddy out!
January 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
#booksky Anybody out there angry as fuck today? Well, I'm here to help you get some of those pent up frustrations out without risking prison. You put in the reading time, and I'll do the crime. Check me out if ya want at hangingchadsbook.com. My author created me for days just like this. Maddy out!
The new administration is promising shock and awe upon taking power. They're saying that they're going to war with the American people. Ok, not shocking. Americans are resilient and prepared for this. It's the slack-jawed 'Murikkkans who put them in power who will be shocked. And suffer. Maddy out!
January 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The new administration is promising shock and awe upon taking power. They're saying that they're going to war with the American people. Ok, not shocking. Americans are resilient and prepared for this. It's the slack-jawed 'Murikkkans who put them in power who will be shocked. And suffer. Maddy out!
She has arrived in my author's hands and is ready for her coming out party this Saturday and Sunday at the Brookfield Square Mall in Brookfield, WI. Come on out and join her won't you? Seriously, just do it. You don't want this bitch to come looking for you. She takes no prisoners. Maddy out!
January 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
She has arrived in my author's hands and is ready for her coming out party this Saturday and Sunday at the Brookfield Square Mall in Brookfield, WI. Come on out and join her won't you? Seriously, just do it. You don't want this bitch to come looking for you. She takes no prisoners. Maddy out!
Since this platform will fact check me, I guess I won't tell you that my author's books have been on best seller lists for years or that they contain NO profanity or violence or that he NEVER comments on our pervasive societal challenges. But, check it yourself at hangingchadsbook.com. Maddy out!
January 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Since this platform will fact check me, I guess I won't tell you that my author's books have been on best seller lists for years or that they contain NO profanity or violence or that he NEVER comments on our pervasive societal challenges. But, check it yourself at hangingchadsbook.com. Maddy out!
Are you feeling angry and frustrated about everything that's going on? the cruelty? The injustice? Are you looking for a way to release all that in a socially acceptable way? Well, just let lil' ol' me take care of that for ya, heh, heh, heh. Check us out at hangingchadsbook.com. Maddy out!
January 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Are you feeling angry and frustrated about everything that's going on? the cruelty? The injustice? Are you looking for a way to release all that in a socially acceptable way? Well, just let lil' ol' me take care of that for ya, heh, heh, heh. Check us out at hangingchadsbook.com. Maddy out!
Is 2024 over yet? Yeah? Good. New year. New characters. New book. Same fuck off attitude. Sin.D. arrives January 18 in Brooksfield, WI. And it's no coincidence that her launch is the weekend before (cough) "inauguration." You hate fascists? So does she. Maddy out. But Sin.D. is just arriving.
January 1, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Is 2024 over yet? Yeah? Good. New year. New characters. New book. Same fuck off attitude. Sin.D. arrives January 18 in Brooksfield, WI. And it's no coincidence that her launch is the weekend before (cough) "inauguration." You hate fascists? So does she. Maddy out. But Sin.D. is just arriving.
2025 Midnight suggested setlist. Road to Nowhere-Talking Heads. Welcome to the Occupation-REM. Life Sucks, Lets Dance-Reel Big Fish. Know Your Rights-Clash. If you want Blood (You Got It)-AC/DC. Waiting on a Sunny Day- Springsteen. Wishing all our BlueSky friends a happy, safe, New Year! Maddy out!
December 31, 2024 at 4:28 PM
2025 Midnight suggested setlist. Road to Nowhere-Talking Heads. Welcome to the Occupation-REM. Life Sucks, Lets Dance-Reel Big Fish. Know Your Rights-Clash. If you want Blood (You Got It)-AC/DC. Waiting on a Sunny Day- Springsteen. Wishing all our BlueSky friends a happy, safe, New Year! Maddy out!
A man of decency, integrity, and who literally practiced what he preached. Thank you Jimmy Carter for being the person that we strive to be. You will be missed by all of those who believe in the promise of human kindness. May all future Presidents learn from your life of public service. Maddy out.
December 29, 2024 at 10:03 PM
A man of decency, integrity, and who literally practiced what he preached. Thank you Jimmy Carter for being the person that we strive to be. You will be missed by all of those who believe in the promise of human kindness. May all future Presidents learn from your life of public service. Maddy out.