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hangingchadsbook
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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One option to help people afford to own a home is a 50-year mortgage. Cool. They can buy it when they're 15 so that they own it by retirement at 65. Or another option could be PAYING PEOPLE A FUCKING LIVEABLE WAGE YOU GREEDY FUCKS! I dunno. I guess I'm on the fence on this one. Maddy out!
November 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Alls I know is that I now have green light to arm myself with club sammiches, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out!
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sending our love and well-wishes to the incredible Todd Snider who was reportedly violently attacked before his show in Salt Lake City resulting in the tour's cancellation. Get well soon, Troubadour.
Maddy out.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am now a Conservative. I believe in holding traditional values. Like preserving rights that have been held for decades and defending our Constitutional Democracy against Nazis. So, fuck these liberal snowflakes who are progressively turning the US into a fascist, oligarchy playground. Maddy out!
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
So now we're going to war with Nigeria? I guess since the Nobel Peace Prize is off the table, his true colors are showing. I'm starting to think he was never really interested in peace, just personal accolades. But US troops in US cities should help him get a nod for next year! Maddy out!
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
At this point, I say just tear the whole fuckin' White House down. It's gonna have to be done anyway because the fumigation costs will be prohibitive, so let's just get this shit over with. Maddy out!
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I'm Pro-Life. I believe the regime should have dominion over my reproductive choices. I enjoy watching brown children get zip-tied and ripped from the arms of their parents. I love blowing up fishermen. And I REALLY love sadistically starving kids. I'm going to heaven 'cause I'm Pro-Life. Maddy out.
November 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
For multiple reasons, I have Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" going through my head today. Looking forward to that wrecking ball obliterating the repugnant ballroom that will symbolize this immoral and tyrannical period in our nation's history. Bring on your wrecking ball. Give it a listen. Maddy out!
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
A portion of the White House in rubble seems appropriate for this moment somehow. Can't quite put my finger on why, though. It'll come to me. Maddy out!
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government…”

~Patrick Henry
October 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dear Antifa, um, I hate to be a bother, but I still haven't received my appearance fee check, and the rally is on Saturday, so just checkin' on it. Thanks for looking into this for me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to finish my letter to Santa. I've been really good this year! Maddy out.
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Diversity. Equity. Inclusion. Yesterday. Today. Forever. Maddy out.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I hereby suggest that the followers of the Portland Frog be named 'Tadpoles'. Just a thought. Maddy out!
October 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing says Peace Prize like kidnapping people and sending them to concentration camps, calling your Dept. of Defense the Dept. of War, blowing up fishermen, imprisoning your political enemies, instigating global financial uncertainty, and cutting off international aid, etc. RIGGED! Maddy out!
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Sometimes we need a moment, but if you tune out completely, they win. Fascism doesn’t need your support, just your silence.
October 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.
October 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Seems to me the only thing trump ever paid attention to was fuckin mein kampf and the videos straight out of 1942 Germany
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I just want to say that this tyranny will come to an end. I do not know when, or how many innocent people will be damaged by it, but it will end. There will be justice for the oppressed. There is light at the end of this dark tunnel of sadism. And I'm bringing the fucking flashlights. Maddy out!
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM