hangingchadsbook
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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
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You know we're living in an upside-down universe when I've agreed with pretty much everything Thomas Massie has said over the last six months. As John Lennon sang, "Strange days indeed. Most peculiar momma." Maddy out!
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
You know we're living in an upside-down universe when I've agreed with pretty much everything Thomas Massie has said over the last six months. As John Lennon sang, "Strange days indeed. Most peculiar momma." Maddy out!
Just a quick thought. I don't think that I'd allow a man who publicly shits his pants to watch my kids, let alone have the nuclear codes. Of course, as related to babysitting, it isn't so much the pants-shitting thing as it is the pedophilia thing. Maddy out!
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Just a quick thought. I don't think that I'd allow a man who publicly shits his pants to watch my kids, let alone have the nuclear codes. Of course, as related to babysitting, it isn't so much the pants-shitting thing as it is the pedophilia thing. Maddy out!
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Hey everybody! Super great news! I just bullied this 3rd grade kid into giving me his Spelling Bee award! I'm now, like, the gratest speler evver! Nobudy kan spel like mee! Maddy out!
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hey everybody! Super great news! I just bullied this 3rd grade kid into giving me his Spelling Bee award! I'm now, like, the gratest speler evver! Nobudy kan spel like mee! Maddy out!
So, an ear that bleeds despite no indication of being shot, a representative who sprains her wrist by shaking a hand and now a murderer's "internal bleeding" from (maybe) being lightly tapped by a car. Jeez. These delicate snowflake motherfuckers need to be in bubble wrap, don'tcha think? Maddy out!
January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
So, an ear that bleeds despite no indication of being shot, a representative who sprains her wrist by shaking a hand and now a murderer's "internal bleeding" from (maybe) being lightly tapped by a car. Jeez. These delicate snowflake motherfuckers need to be in bubble wrap, don'tcha think? Maddy out!
Wanna know how I know it was cold blooded murder? Because The Regime says it wasn't murder. That's all I need to know. Whatever is the opposite of what the fucking oppressors say is the truth. Maddy out!
January 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Wanna know how I know it was cold blooded murder? Because The Regime says it wasn't murder. That's all I need to know. Whatever is the opposite of what the fucking oppressors say is the truth. Maddy out!
Renee Good. Citizen. Victim. Never to be forgotten. Bless your soul. Maddy out.
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Renee Good. Citizen. Victim. Never to be forgotten. Bless your soul. Maddy out.
I remember what happened five years ago today. It was brutal. It was disgusting. It was un-American. And it only marked the beginning of this tyranny. But this tyranny will end someday. Because I remember. As do millions of my fellow patriots. And we shall see our democracy restored. Maddy out!
January 6, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I remember what happened five years ago today. It was brutal. It was disgusting. It was un-American. And it only marked the beginning of this tyranny. But this tyranny will end someday. Because I remember. As do millions of my fellow patriots. And we shall see our democracy restored. Maddy out!
Hoping the New Year will embrace hope, civility, and empathy. And if not, hoping we continue to stand up against this scourge of tyranny. Until it no longer exists. Anywhere. Maddy out!
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Hoping the New Year will embrace hope, civility, and empathy. And if not, hoping we continue to stand up against this scourge of tyranny. Until it no longer exists. Anywhere. Maddy out!
Another military strike, huh? I'm starting to think that FIFA Peace Prize doesn't stand for much. Maddy out!
December 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Another military strike, huh? I'm starting to think that FIFA Peace Prize doesn't stand for much. Maddy out!
It is my hope that this holiday season people can embrace the spirit with which it is intended. Humanity. Civility. Selflessness. Kindness. And for those people who say that this is a bunch of 'woke' bullshit, I say enjoy this season too. You're gonna be bathing in flames soon enough. Maddy out!
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It is my hope that this holiday season people can embrace the spirit with which it is intended. Humanity. Civility. Selflessness. Kindness. And for those people who say that this is a bunch of 'woke' bullshit, I say enjoy this season too. You're gonna be bathing in flames soon enough. Maddy out!
Anybody out there actually believe the GDP numbers that the regime reported? Yes, you there in the back. Oh, sorry. You were just stretching. Anybody else? Anyone? Nope. I don't believe that horseshit either. Maddy out!
December 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Anybody out there actually believe the GDP numbers that the regime reported? Yes, you there in the back. Oh, sorry. You were just stretching. Anybody else? Anyone? Nope. I don't believe that horseshit either. Maddy out!
So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So, now it's the "Trump-Kennedy Center" huh? What the fuck is next? "The Trump-Epstein Files"? Actually, I like the way that one sounds. Maddy out!
I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm torn as to whether to watch the address tonight. On one hand, I can listen his bullshit lies as to why he's going to murder innocent people and American soldiers. On the other hand, I could get that root canal I've been putting off. Oh, who am I kidding? Root canal, here I come! Maddy out!
Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Erika Kirk town hall, huh? Cronkite must be rolling over in his grave now that CBS has gone from one of the most trusted news sources to yet another arm of State TV. If I hadn't already cancelled Paramount+ I'd do it right fucking now. Maddy out!
“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“Americans must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living"="Americans must learn to be fearful, boot-licking sycophants of my oligarchs". And if kids need to get by with only 3 dolls then you need to get by with only 3 mistresses. And your wrinkled up old cock doesn't count as a doll. Maddy out!
Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Could somebody PLEASE tell me what the fuck is a "FIFA Peace Prize?" What's that? Fuck Innocent Females Award? Oh, ok. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense than a fuckin' peace prize for somebody who is the antithesis of peace. Or any redeeming quality you can think of, actually. Peace out!
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"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Interesting headline: "Hegseth, citing ‘fog of war,’ says he learned of survivors hours after strike." Since when has being black-out drunk been called "fog of war"? I kinda like it though. Um, soorrryyy Ossifer 'bout that tree. I'm not drunk. It's the fog of war. Maddy out!
I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I really like our Freedom of Speech under the regime. DO: Heap praise upon Dear Leader. DON'T: Recite actual quotes from a White Nationalist. DON'T: Ask questions about pedophiles. DON'T remind our troops of their oath to the Constitution or be threatened with death. Saudi Arabia, anyone? Maddy out!
It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's really not that difficult to have a successful prosecution. Here's a couple tips. Step One: Have an actual crime to prosecute. Step Two: Don't get your prosecutor from a Cracker Jacks box. Maddy out!
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Powerful.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Powerful.
Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Gee, we'd just LOVE to release the Epstein files, but we can't while an active investigation of those evil Democrats is going on. So sorry. We meant to get this earlier, but we had murderin', griftin', and a fascist takeover to do. FUCK THESE HELLBOUND PRICKS! Maddy out!
It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving, so I'm rehearsing my table etiquette. "Pass the 'tatoes, please." "Pass the dressing, please." "Pass the punkin' pie, please." "Pass the Epstein Files, please. AND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT WHAT YOU SUPPORT!" I think I'm ready for a lovely holiday. Maddy out!