"Lillian, why is Evangeline looking so disappointed?"
"Well, when the artist invited her to a private view to see his etchings, she really thought her luck was in"

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"Don't look now Lillian but isn't that Grayson Perry sitting behind us?"

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"Oh dear, poor Evangeline. They've hung hers by the lavatories again this year"

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I like mine softly poached on toast 🥚

Nearly made the podium!
Delighted 😁

Beautiful, such a range of colours on the same tree!

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That's kind of you Marian, I hope you're enjoying the autumn colours too

The leaves have stayed on the trees for longer too, thanks to the weather being very calm. They've hung on as long as they can but now seem to have fallen off in one go. I'm sure the wind has plans for them though and they'll all end up in my yard as usual!

Well, if the face fits... 😄

"Algernon, remember we thought I'd been eating too many chocolates? Well, turns out we were wrong"

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You're definitely going to get a tsk tsk for that!

"Susan dearest, would you mind changing out of your mummy costume now Halloween is over? You've used up all the toilet roll and one has an urgent need to send a sausage to the seaside"

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Neville had lit the blue touch paper and retired, as per the instructions, but was now wondering if running like hell would be a better option.

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Mary got some little lambs
She'd really wanted kittens
At least there'd be some nice lamb chops
And also woolly mittens

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The product of insomnia. I should have just counted the sheep 😆