Hanger Upper
@hangerupper.bsky.social
Ex arranger and installer of fine art exhibitions.
Still an obsessive picture straightener.
Still an obsessive picture straightener.
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Hanger Upper
@hangerupper.bsky.social
· Apr 2
I love honesty boxes and always stop when I see one. This is my all-time favourite, near Applecross 😄
Just saw a woman carrying one of those insulated travel mugs that was so big I honestly thought she'd brought her kettle with her 😳
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just saw a woman carrying one of those insulated travel mugs that was so big I honestly thought she'd brought her kettle with her 😳
Autumn leaves have fallen from a row of trees making a puddle of colour around every trunk, as if each one has just shimmied out of it's leafy dress and let it fall to the floor
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Autumn leaves have fallen from a row of trees making a puddle of colour around every trunk, as if each one has just shimmied out of it's leafy dress and let it fall to the floor
At least now when someone tells me to get to the point I know where to go
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
At least now when someone tells me to get to the point I know where to go
The coal tits are busy stashing sunflower seeds for the winter, tucking them into nooks and crannies all over the garden. I collect the seeds from the sunflowers that inevitably appear each summer and tip them into the bird feeder. I wonder if they know they're growing their own food 😁
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The coal tits are busy stashing sunflower seeds for the winter, tucking them into nooks and crannies all over the garden. I collect the seeds from the sunflowers that inevitably appear each summer and tip them into the bird feeder. I wonder if they know they're growing their own food 😁
Definite "Nan's living room carpet" vibes in the woods this morning
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Definite "Nan's living room carpet" vibes in the woods this morning
Just watched a huge vee of geese flying overhead. Suddenly they bunched up and bumbled about in a confused mass before sorting themselves out and setting off back in the direction they came from. They must have left the oven on or something 😳
November 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Just watched a huge vee of geese flying overhead. Suddenly they bunched up and bumbled about in a confused mass before sorting themselves out and setting off back in the direction they came from. They must have left the oven on or something 😳
When business ideas collide
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When business ideas collide
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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
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Mary got some little lambs
She'd really wanted kittens
At least there'd be some nice lamb chops
And also woolly mittens
#GirlsOwnCC
She'd really wanted kittens
At least there'd be some nice lamb chops
And also woolly mittens
#GirlsOwnCC
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Mary got some little lambs
She'd really wanted kittens
At least there'd be some nice lamb chops
And also woolly mittens
#GirlsOwnCC
She'd really wanted kittens
At least there'd be some nice lamb chops
And also woolly mittens
#GirlsOwnCC
I was just in the pasta aisle in Tesco and, I kid you not, there was a man with a feather in his hat getting macaroni
October 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I was just in the pasta aisle in Tesco and, I kid you not, there was a man with a feather in his hat getting macaroni
Beaches on the west coast of Scotland. The only place I know where you can lose a cup of tea in a bright yellow mug
#SundayYellow
#Camouflage
#SundayYellow
#Camouflage
October 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Beaches on the west coast of Scotland. The only place I know where you can lose a cup of tea in a bright yellow mug
#SundayYellow
#Camouflage
#SundayYellow
#Camouflage
The rain is rapidly filling a bowl left out in the back yard. The raindrops land on the surface and momentarily stay there like tiny shining spheres before disappearing into the water
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The rain is rapidly filling a bowl left out in the back yard. The raindrops land on the surface and momentarily stay there like tiny shining spheres before disappearing into the water
Superb name for anyone having anything to do with recorders
September 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Superb name for anyone having anything to do with recorders
In my local charity shop they've got a big basket of hats, scarves and gloves out from the storeroom ready for autumn. On it is a label, clearly meant for staff, saying "Keep These for Summer Visitors!"
#WelcomeToScotland
#WelcomeToScotland
September 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
In my local charity shop they've got a big basket of hats, scarves and gloves out from the storeroom ready for autumn. On it is a label, clearly meant for staff, saying "Keep These for Summer Visitors!"
#WelcomeToScotland
#WelcomeToScotland
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We have bought some pain killers.
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
We have bought some pain killers.
There's a pile of wheat in the road, spilled from a tractor and trailer which has taken the corner a little too enthusiastically. Cars have gone by and two tracks through the grains have been crushed into flour
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
There's a pile of wheat in the road, spilled from a tractor and trailer which has taken the corner a little too enthusiastically. Cars have gone by and two tracks through the grains have been crushed into flour
I brush some crumbs into the kitchen pedal bin and instead of falling in they stop in mid air, shivering on an invisible spider's web
September 17, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I brush some crumbs into the kitchen pedal bin and instead of falling in they stop in mid air, shivering on an invisible spider's web
September 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Two men sit chatting on a park bench. One is wearing a black top, black trousers with orange flames round the bottom of each leg and red trainers. It looks like he's been walking so fast his feet have caught fire.
August 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Two men sit chatting on a park bench. One is wearing a black top, black trousers with orange flames round the bottom of each leg and red trainers. It looks like he's been walking so fast his feet have caught fire.
Sleepy strawberry.
The Barrie Box Farm Shop, Kettins.
The Barrie Box Farm Shop, Kettins.
August 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sleepy strawberry.
The Barrie Box Farm Shop, Kettins.
The Barrie Box Farm Shop, Kettins.
August 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The beautiful Art Deco shop front of Nelson's Footwear, Settle.
The same family have been making bespoke hand stitched shoes since the 1840s.
#ShopFrontFriday
The same family have been making bespoke hand stitched shoes since the 1840s.
#ShopFrontFriday
August 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The beautiful Art Deco shop front of Nelson's Footwear, Settle.
The same family have been making bespoke hand stitched shoes since the 1840s.
#ShopFrontFriday
The same family have been making bespoke hand stitched shoes since the 1840s.
#ShopFrontFriday
Just don't ask for the meat and two veg 😳
August 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just don't ask for the meat and two veg 😳
Our fridge makes a wide variety of strange noises, all of which are supposedly normal. Just went in the kitchen and thought it was having a breakdown from the buzzy racket it was making, till I remembered I'd put a poorly bumble bee under a jam jar with some sugar water. He was clearly raring to go!
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Our fridge makes a wide variety of strange noises, all of which are supposedly normal. Just went in the kitchen and thought it was having a breakdown from the buzzy racket it was making, till I remembered I'd put a poorly bumble bee under a jam jar with some sugar water. He was clearly raring to go!
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"Admit it George, you've brought me all this way just to make a pathetic "I like your style" joke, haven't you?"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC
August 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Admit it George, you've brought me all this way just to make a pathetic "I like your style" joke, haven't you?"
#GirlsOwnCC
#GirlsOwnCC