handwavy
@handwavy.bsky.social
icecoast, boston, food, water, atmosphere
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around.
THE NEWS:
THE NEWS:
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ME: *sits at desk and works* Just focus. Just focus. Don't look around. Do NOT look around.
THE NEWS:
THE NEWS:
music is inherently cringe
January 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
music is inherently cringe
Just felt an earthquake in Boston
January 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Just felt an earthquake in Boston
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New earthquake reported: M 4.1 - 13 km SE of York Harbor, Maine - 2025-01-27T15:27:53.692Z
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
New earthquake reported: M 4.1 - 13 km SE of York Harbor, Maine - 2025-01-27T15:27:53.692Z
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
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i’m on staggered hours when i wfh, like i don’t sign on until 10 but in exchange i work until 4
January 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i’m on staggered hours when i wfh, like i don’t sign on until 10 but in exchange i work until 4
Nevermind
January 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Nevermind
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My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
Am I allowed to enjoy Hallmark Christmas movies ironically and unironically?
December 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Am I allowed to enjoy Hallmark Christmas movies ironically and unironically?
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More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
theonion.com/more-parents...
theonion.com/more-parents...
December 10, 2024 at 8:33 PM
More Parents Say Allowing Child To Play Football Not Worth Risk Of Being Drafted By Jets
theonion.com/more-parents...
theonion.com/more-parents...
I finally figured out the trick to my coffee pot
Pour it too fast - it spills
Pour it too slow - it spills
But pour it just right - it spills
Pour it too fast - it spills
Pour it too slow - it spills
But pour it just right - it spills
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I finally figured out the trick to my coffee pot
Pour it too fast - it spills
Pour it too slow - it spills
But pour it just right - it spills
Pour it too fast - it spills
Pour it too slow - it spills
But pour it just right - it spills
ngl kinda miss my daily follower requests from obvious bots
November 14, 2024 at 7:40 PM
ngl kinda miss my daily follower requests from obvious bots
November 13, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Star Wars bad guy: *blows up entire planet of 1 billion people
Star Wars good guy: "I think there's still good in him"
Star Wars good guy: "I think there's still good in him"
November 12, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Star Wars bad guy: *blows up entire planet of 1 billion people
Star Wars good guy: "I think there's still good in him"
Star Wars good guy: "I think there's still good in him"
The only thing I really miss about twitter are the crypto-anime-porn-mobile game ads. Those were sick
November 12, 2024 at 3:15 PM
The only thing I really miss about twitter are the crypto-anime-porn-mobile game ads. Those were sick
food... water... atmosphere...
November 12, 2024 at 3:11 PM
food... water... atmosphere...
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,946,832!
September 17, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #6,946,832!
September 7, 2024 at 11:54 PM