Hannah
@han-uhh.bsky.social
Lifelong Midwesterner who digs crocheting, reading, cooking, football, and baseball among other things 🏳️🌈 (she/her)
As a born and raised American, I am proud to say that my flop of the day was not knowing exactly where tf the state of Wyoming is
www.maptap.gg January 28
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Final score: 920
www.maptap.gg January 28
97🏅 98🔥 97🏅 97🏅 80✨
Final score: 920
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:24 AM
As a born and raised American, I am proud to say that my flop of the day was not knowing exactly where tf the state of Wyoming is
www.maptap.gg January 28
97🏅 98🔥 97🏅 97🏅 80✨
Final score: 920
www.maptap.gg January 28
97🏅 98🔥 97🏅 97🏅 80✨
Final score: 920
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Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Bluesky rn
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i used to clog my arteries with french fries fried in disgusting seed oils. now i’m clogging them even faster with fries fried in BEEF. america is winning
July 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
i used to clog my arteries with french fries fried in disgusting seed oils. now i’m clogging them even faster with fries fried in BEEF. america is winning
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If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
July 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
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July 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mushroom Cloud Hopefully Nothing Major
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THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
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“I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison
WASHINGTON—Vowing to restore and revitalize the facilities as a symbol of law, order, and justice, President Donald Trump ordered the U.S. government Monday to reopen Joann Fabrics and Crafts stores as federal prisons. “I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote […]
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May 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“I am directing the Bureau of Prisons to use all 850 Joann locations to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders,” Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social
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President Trump signed an executive order to bring back coal production and weaken clean energy goals. But coal power has been on the decline for years here in the U.S and a new report suggests it will stay that way.
Here’s why.
Here’s why.
Coal-fired generating capacity is likely to keep declining, despite the President's order boosting coal
Renewable energy is simply cheaper.
mktplc.org
April 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
President Trump signed an executive order to bring back coal production and weaken clean energy goals. But coal power has been on the decline for years here in the U.S and a new report suggests it will stay that way.
Here’s why.
Here’s why.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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If he follows through this is going to be an unmitigated disaster
March 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If he follows through this is going to be an unmitigated disaster
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I’m demanding answers, alongside members of the Illinois federal delegation, from the Trump administration for ignoring court orders to release almost $1.88 billion in federal funding for our state.
If they can't hold their end of the deal, Illinoisans deserve to know.
If they can't hold their end of the deal, Illinoisans deserve to know.
February 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I’m demanding answers, alongside members of the Illinois federal delegation, from the Trump administration for ignoring court orders to release almost $1.88 billion in federal funding for our state.
If they can't hold their end of the deal, Illinoisans deserve to know.
If they can't hold their end of the deal, Illinoisans deserve to know.
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I like watching old movies cause people had normal teeth back then. And by old movies I just mean anything filmed before 2014.
February 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I like watching old movies cause people had normal teeth back then. And by old movies I just mean anything filmed before 2014.
Is it possible to OD on ketamine? …. No reason just curious
February 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Is it possible to OD on ketamine? …. No reason just curious
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let me strongly recommend the flu shot to whoever hasn't gotten one for this season. i just had a *terrible* bout with the flu that almost certainly would have been WAY worse had i not been vaccinated
February 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
let me strongly recommend the flu shot to whoever hasn't gotten one for this season. i just had a *terrible* bout with the flu that almost certainly would have been WAY worse had i not been vaccinated
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“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my f*cking firing. I make $50K a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”
A federal employee
A federal employee
February 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my f*cking firing. I make $50K a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”
A federal employee
A federal employee
Jesus my friend who recently (but before the election) started at DOI got let go today. Fuck this administration and quite frankly fuck everybody who asked for this. Incredibly unfair
February 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Jesus my friend who recently (but before the election) started at DOI got let go today. Fuck this administration and quite frankly fuck everybody who asked for this. Incredibly unfair