Elon just emailed every federal employee asking what they did last week (I’m not making this up)
The only correct response is “Gargle my balls, Musk!”
The only correct response is “Gargle my balls, Musk!”
February 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Elon just emailed every federal employee asking what they did last week (I’m not making this up)
The only correct response is “Gargle my balls, Musk!”
The only correct response is “Gargle my balls, Musk!”
Getting closer…
February 19, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Getting closer…
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Listen, we'd like to apologize; we had no idea what the "Keep Everybody From Dying of Botulism" guy did. Apparently it was something to do with Botulism and now you all have it. Anyway, no more DEI. Feels great, right?!
February 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Listen, we'd like to apologize; we had no idea what the "Keep Everybody From Dying of Botulism" guy did. Apparently it was something to do with Botulism and now you all have it. Anyway, no more DEI. Feels great, right?!
Holy crap, man.
February 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Holy crap, man.
Home Goods 4eva!
February 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Home Goods 4eva!
Trixie status update!
February 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trixie status update!
If Elon fires me, at least I have my movie career to fall back on 🤣
February 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If Elon fires me, at least I have my movie career to fall back on 🤣
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Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were
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February 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Man Given 3 Months To Live Spends All Of It Reading Up On How Cool Ninjas Were
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Tomas the rock stacker has struck again! 🤣
February 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Tomas the rock stacker has struck again! 🤣
John Pork, alone, is reason to abandon Meta.
February 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
John Pork, alone, is reason to abandon Meta.
Sacramento is the Ohio of California.
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sacramento is the Ohio of California.
I think it’s more likely than not that President Musk will be firing me in the coming weeks.
My current backup plan is a Tron themed hot dog cart. It will have the requisite neon and I’ll be dressed up like Tron guy.
Yeah, Tron dogs!
My current backup plan is a Tron themed hot dog cart. It will have the requisite neon and I’ll be dressed up like Tron guy.
Yeah, Tron dogs!
February 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think it’s more likely than not that President Musk will be firing me in the coming weeks.
My current backup plan is a Tron themed hot dog cart. It will have the requisite neon and I’ll be dressed up like Tron guy.
Yeah, Tron dogs!
My current backup plan is a Tron themed hot dog cart. It will have the requisite neon and I’ll be dressed up like Tron guy.
Yeah, Tron dogs!
Facebook ditched. Next up: Amazon!
January 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Facebook ditched. Next up: Amazon!