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I saw someone refer to big trucks as SUVs for insecure white men and I'm writing that straight down
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
April 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A big thing we forget is that our wealth was not achieved on our own.

We must recognize the impact the system has had on enabling us to attain wealth. This creates a clearer connection between taxes and ultra wealthy.
March 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Here's the thing - I don't think Putin has anything on Trump. I think Trump is just that easy to manipulate. We saw Kamala do it on the debate stage. The dude is about as thin skinned as it gets, and as arrogant as can be.
March 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When I make a solid joke in a meeting on Monday morning:
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a television with the words some days below him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a television with the words some days below him
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
And will this Republic be supporting Ukraine?!
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
New tub, who dis?
March 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The incompetence is just staggering...
March 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
To be so fickle... Honestly, it's the confidence - I can't even buy a car because I'm second guessing if it's the right call.

These jackasses just get up in the morning and throw a dart at the wall and pick a direction. And have the audacity to brag they know it all.
March 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure.
March 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I was never good at stealth missions.

Patient. I was never patient with stealth missions.
March 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Ahh yes, we're so respected now...checks notes...Icelanders are making fun of our VP. Something they didn't respect Kamala enough to do...
March 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm not insightful enough to be a movie critic. I think I'll just stick to food.

"This muffin tastes bad. These eggs are bad."

Ezpz
March 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Is America great again yet?
March 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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the hardest part about being an engineer is all the engineering
March 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
February 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Spending the evening debating about if Left Twix and Right Twix are really different - this is true love. 😘
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM