Alyssa
@hammlyss.bsky.social
Pet mom. Progressive. Environmentalist. Some sort of spice in the neuro department.
Former federal employee, now safely working state and municipal in Massachusetts🔵.
Former federal employee, now safely working state and municipal in Massachusetts🔵.
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The Epstein Recess continues.
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Epstein Recess continues.
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Homeowners: "we pay too much in property taxes. We demand lower taxes"
Also Homeowners: "I can't believe how little this city does for us. Roads are in terrible condition, services are awful, and infrastructure is crumbling"
how do people not see the connection
Also Homeowners: "I can't believe how little this city does for us. Roads are in terrible condition, services are awful, and infrastructure is crumbling"
how do people not see the connection
October 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Homeowners: "we pay too much in property taxes. We demand lower taxes"
Also Homeowners: "I can't believe how little this city does for us. Roads are in terrible condition, services are awful, and infrastructure is crumbling"
how do people not see the connection
Also Homeowners: "I can't believe how little this city does for us. Roads are in terrible condition, services are awful, and infrastructure is crumbling"
how do people not see the connection
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I volunteer at the local animal shelter, and so I get the weekly volunteer newsletter (yes, it is called The Pupdate) which includes all the animals that got adopted since the last Pupdate, all of which is to say that I want you all to know that a chicken named Stevie Chicks got adopted this week.
September 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I volunteer at the local animal shelter, and so I get the weekly volunteer newsletter (yes, it is called The Pupdate) which includes all the animals that got adopted since the last Pupdate, all of which is to say that I want you all to know that a chicken named Stevie Chicks got adopted this week.
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JUST IN: Brazil’s top court sentences former President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and 3 months in prison over his attempted coup
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
JUST IN: Brazil’s top court sentences former President Jair Bolsonaro to 27 years and 3 months in prison over his attempted coup
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Weather forecast: today’s a good day to release the Epstein files.
August 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Weather forecast: today’s a good day to release the Epstein files.
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going to buy a home in a walkable by selling sponsorships and hanging donor names on the wall like they do at the guggenheim
August 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
going to buy a home in a walkable by selling sponsorships and hanging donor names on the wall like they do at the guggenheim
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AAAAAAHHHHHHH
August 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.
August 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Thou Shalt Redact The Names of Epstein's Victims, Not His Accomplices.
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“Oh my goodness. Oh dear. Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?”🔥
#TaxTheRich #Zohran
#TaxTheRich #Zohran
August 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Oh my goodness. Oh dear. Are you worried that billionaires are going to go hungry?”🔥
#TaxTheRich #Zohran
#TaxTheRich #Zohran
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show has officially joined the One Million Watched Club on Letterboxd 💋
July 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show has officially joined the One Million Watched Club on Letterboxd 💋
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Reminder: two of the most prominent economic libertarian theorists, Hayek and Friedman, believed in a universal basic income and, yet, America's left-leaning party won't even consider it.
July 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reminder: two of the most prominent economic libertarian theorists, Hayek and Friedman, believed in a universal basic income and, yet, America's left-leaning party won't even consider it.
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a murder of crows has probable caws
July 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
a murder of crows has probable caws
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“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
July 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“When the Executive publicly announces its intent to break the law, and then executes on that promise, it is the Judiciary’s duty to check that lawlessness, not expedite it.”
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
-Justice Sonia Sotomayor
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i used to think there was no difference between coke and pepsi and then i actually had a pepsi recently and thought it was terrible
July 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i used to think there was no difference between coke and pepsi and then i actually had a pepsi recently and thought it was terrible
Kelly said: “Rest assured, no one knew this kind of flood was coming.”
That's the absolutely NOT reassuring.
That's the absolutely NOT reassuring.
No one could've imagined that a region known for flooding would experience a flash flood! There's no reason to listen to NWS or to have an alert system.
Texas: no taxes, no responsibility.
Texas: no taxes, no responsibility.
July 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Kelly said: “Rest assured, no one knew this kind of flood was coming.”
That's the absolutely NOT reassuring.
That's the absolutely NOT reassuring.
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-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
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“Is there anything you can’t see on the x-ray?”
Yeah… we actually can’t see why you thought bringing fireworks to the airport was a good idea?
Yeah… we actually can’t see why you thought bringing fireworks to the airport was a good idea?
July 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“Is there anything you can’t see on the x-ray?”
Yeah… we actually can’t see why you thought bringing fireworks to the airport was a good idea?
Yeah… we actually can’t see why you thought bringing fireworks to the airport was a good idea?
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Warnock: If I'm honest, there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book?
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
June 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Warnock: If I'm honest, there are days when I have to ask people of my faith tradition as a Christian, are we reading the same book?
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
The book I know says I was hungry and you fed me. I was sick, I was in prison and you visited me, I was a stranger and you welcomed me….
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1/ If Justice Barrett thinks we need to go back to what the Founding Fathers intended, I’ve got news for her. Their biggest concern was avoiding tyranny. So they created 3 branches of gov’t & divvied up the power the people (that’s us) were allowing the gov’t to use to create order for all of us.
June 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
1/ If Justice Barrett thinks we need to go back to what the Founding Fathers intended, I’ve got news for her. Their biggest concern was avoiding tyranny. So they created 3 branches of gov’t & divvied up the power the people (that’s us) were allowing the gov’t to use to create order for all of us.