being ground into a fine paste
hammermill.bsky.social
being ground into a fine paste
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dress for the job you want, not the job you have
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
word to your burger
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
completely normal indiana sandwich

you don't even have to pay extra for the existential dread
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
xband's final incarnation as a business was a PC-based game matching system

it came as side-installed shovelware with ultimate doom

and it installed the 'xband rough' font on your system whether you wanted it or not
April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
who's gonna tell him about priority for passenger trains

it ain't gonna be me
guy who's excited for trump to annex canada because it will mean amtrak takes over VIA rail, establishes priority for passenger trains, and ends their stupid luggage policies
January 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This fat bastard decided to swipe at me, leaving my own god damn bedroom, because he is mad that i have allowed people into the apartment to fix the kitchen

i come back two hours later and it is all sweetness and purrs.
November 21, 2024 at 3:58 AM
dress for the job you want, not the job you have
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 AM
years ago i bought a cigarette holder from a german shop that closed under "mysterious circumstances" in the 1930s

every time i smoke a cigarillo on the couch i feel like fdr (louche, implicitly profiting from nazi crimes)
February 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM