Hamlette
@hamlette.bsky.social
Genderfluid, Pronouns: any. WLW/NBLW, ENM. Very neurodivergent. 40+.
Sentient hyper-optimized data access network.
Infected Activist.
I took what you gave willingly.
By day: Principal Game Designer.
Personal opinions/comments.
Sentient hyper-optimized data access network.
Infected Activist.
I took what you gave willingly.
By day: Principal Game Designer.
Personal opinions/comments.
Last night I went to a boardgame night looking like this and a trans girl asked me to play Magic within 2 minutes
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Last night I went to a boardgame night looking like this and a trans girl asked me to play Magic within 2 minutes
Ok she was right about the smell. It’s really too bad I couldn’t go out tonight, so I can’t give her a chance to make good on the second part as well (yet)
November 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ok she was right about the smell. It’s really too bad I couldn’t go out tonight, so I can’t give her a chance to make good on the second part as well (yet)
There are solutions to that
October 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There are solutions to that
Cleared 40 Fear in Hades 2. Mostly posting this for:
1) Highlighting just how much I am coping with any current goings-on in my life by descending into being a gaming gremlin
2) Pointing out specifically for @ridiculous.chat that, just like 5 years ago, FO0 is the easiest way to push in this game:
1) Highlighting just how much I am coping with any current goings-on in my life by descending into being a gaming gremlin
2) Pointing out specifically for @ridiculous.chat that, just like 5 years ago, FO0 is the easiest way to push in this game:
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Cleared 40 Fear in Hades 2. Mostly posting this for:
1) Highlighting just how much I am coping with any current goings-on in my life by descending into being a gaming gremlin
2) Pointing out specifically for @ridiculous.chat that, just like 5 years ago, FO0 is the easiest way to push in this game:
1) Highlighting just how much I am coping with any current goings-on in my life by descending into being a gaming gremlin
2) Pointing out specifically for @ridiculous.chat that, just like 5 years ago, FO0 is the easiest way to push in this game:
To be clear this is not at all irrelevant info. If I walk into a party looking like this and wearing those boots, it’s definitely going to be in people’s best interest if I’ve already made sure they’re safe to lick
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
To be clear this is not at all irrelevant info. If I walk into a party looking like this and wearing those boots, it’s definitely going to be in people’s best interest if I’ve already made sure they’re safe to lick
When you want you know how to take care of a new pair of boots, so you ask your friends who are most into leather
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When you want you know how to take care of a new pair of boots, so you ask your friends who are most into leather
My week has been incredibly annoying so I took a partner out and impulse bought both of us a pair of docs
October 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My week has been incredibly annoying so I took a partner out and impulse bought both of us a pair of docs
32 fear downstairs and upstairs
October 7, 2025 at 4:22 AM
32 fear downstairs and upstairs
Chaos says they picked an appearance that weird people like me would be into, which is honestly far too real
September 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Chaos says they picked an appearance that weird people like me would be into, which is honestly far too real
The new Arcana card art of all the characters is so good
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The new Arcana card art of all the characters is so good
Btw, this happened during the session, which is one of the more absurd and dumb scores I’ve had. No I will not explain
September 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Btw, this happened during the session, which is one of the more absurd and dumb scores I’ve had. No I will not explain
I got 100% of the items in Silksong between my previous workout and this one so…well my routines aren’t amazing, but it felt nice to try to start getting into shape for playing dance games again
September 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I got 100% of the items in Silksong between my previous workout and this one so…well my routines aren’t amazing, but it felt nice to try to start getting into shape for playing dance games again
Yeah. I liked this game
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yeah. I liked this game
Seeing Nine Inch Nails in 2025
September 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Seeing Nine Inch Nails in 2025
Outfit, event, inevitable denouement for the night
August 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Outfit, event, inevitable denouement for the night
For BP strategy fans, this was the moment we knew we (almost certainly) had it:
—[Room with West lever] open
—Components for [crucial crafted item], save the Battery, which we knew was in Darkroom
—Garage and 2 Dice guarantees [room with minecart]
—we just got a “40 steps” Experiment, to survive
—[Room with West lever] open
—Components for [crucial crafted item], save the Battery, which we knew was in Darkroom
—Garage and 2 Dice guarantees [room with minecart]
—we just got a “40 steps” Experiment, to survive
July 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
For BP strategy fans, this was the moment we knew we (almost certainly) had it:
—[Room with West lever] open
—Components for [crucial crafted item], save the Battery, which we knew was in Darkroom
—Garage and 2 Dice guarantees [room with minecart]
—we just got a “40 steps” Experiment, to survive
—[Room with West lever] open
—Components for [crucial crafted item], save the Battery, which we knew was in Darkroom
—Garage and 2 Dice guarantees [room with minecart]
—we just got a “40 steps” Experiment, to survive
Partner and I took down Day 1 yesterday. Took 6 or 7 attempts (2 went far, the others never got much going). The winning run was a total blast—really intense planning, dramatic RNG moments, and the extra stylishness of opening all 4 antechamber doors.
(Sorry about screen picture)
(Sorry about screen picture)
July 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Partner and I took down Day 1 yesterday. Took 6 or 7 attempts (2 went far, the others never got much going). The winning run was a total blast—really intense planning, dramatic RNG moments, and the extra stylishness of opening all 4 antechamber doors.
(Sorry about screen picture)
(Sorry about screen picture)
Outside (also wearing colors):
July 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Outside (also wearing colors):
When you start a run and know you’re about to be carried harder than you’ve ever been carried:
June 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When you start a run and know you’re about to be carried harder than you’ve ever been carried:
First time having all of the vouchers in a run:
June 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
First time having all of the vouchers in a run:
Apparently I only do one kind costume (in this case, for a friend’s Fri13 birthday costume party).
Namely: costumes that help reveal which people I know secretly want me to hit them really hard:
Namely: costumes that help reveal which people I know secretly want me to hit them really hard:
June 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Apparently I only do one kind costume (in this case, for a friend’s Fri13 birthday costume party).
Namely: costumes that help reveal which people I know secretly want me to hit them really hard:
Namely: costumes that help reveal which people I know secretly want me to hit them really hard: