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American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness 🇺🇸 (Parody)
☑️ Rated a perfect 0% bias score by the AITA, we ensure to present no bias as we report on activity and news relating to the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and epic Awesome States of Awesomerica. 🦅🦅
☑️ Rated a perfect 0% bias score by the AITA, we ensure to present no bias as we report on activity and news relating to the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and epic Awesome States of Awesomerica. 🦅🦅
Hello Morrigan!
It’s only one single air traffic controller. He’s the only trueblooded American we could find with blue eyes, blonde hair and 0 diversity hire conditions.
Wait wtf why is this real
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7445596
It’s only one single air traffic controller. He’s the only trueblooded American we could find with blue eyes, blonde hair and 0 diversity hire conditions.
Wait wtf why is this real
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7445596
Only one air traffic controller working during deadly mid-air collision near Washington: report
www.cbc.ca
February 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hello Morrigan!
It’s only one single air traffic controller. He’s the only trueblooded American we could find with blue eyes, blonde hair and 0 diversity hire conditions.
Wait wtf why is this real
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7445596
It’s only one single air traffic controller. He’s the only trueblooded American we could find with blue eyes, blonde hair and 0 diversity hire conditions.
Wait wtf why is this real
www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7445596
Christ had no play in the making of the tool for and against penetration.
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Christ had no play in the making of the tool for and against penetration.
New survey results:
8 out of every 7 Canadians want the #USA to impose more tariffs. When asked why, they polled:
74%🔹"We've been stealing from the glorious nation, glory to the USA"
14%🔹"We want to pay our sins back"
11% 🔹"It feels good knowing we're helping a 3rd world nation in need"
8 out of every 7 Canadians want the #USA to impose more tariffs. When asked why, they polled:
74%🔹"We've been stealing from the glorious nation, glory to the USA"
14%🔹"We want to pay our sins back"
11% 🔹"It feels good knowing we're helping a 3rd world nation in need"
February 3, 2025 at 11:31 AM
New survey results:
8 out of every 7 Canadians want the #USA to impose more tariffs. When asked why, they polled:
74%🔹"We've been stealing from the glorious nation, glory to the USA"
14%🔹"We want to pay our sins back"
11% 🔹"It feels good knowing we're helping a 3rd world nation in need"
8 out of every 7 Canadians want the #USA to impose more tariffs. When asked why, they polled:
74%🔹"We've been stealing from the glorious nation, glory to the USA"
14%🔹"We want to pay our sins back"
11% 🔹"It feels good knowing we're helping a 3rd world nation in need"
❌ Fact Check: This isn’t true. Contrary to popular belief, opioid addiction relief medication sales are at an all time high!
This is a standard business practice known as market acquisition.
This is a standard business practice known as market acquisition.
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
❌ Fact Check: This isn’t true. Contrary to popular belief, opioid addiction relief medication sales are at an all time high!
This is a standard business practice known as market acquisition.
This is a standard business practice known as market acquisition.
Hello Tyler 👋
As the world's most trusted news source, we're able to convey any message you may have to any acting government.
Our DMs are open to suggestions
As the world's most trusted news source, we're able to convey any message you may have to any acting government.
Our DMs are open to suggestions
February 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hello Tyler 👋
As the world's most trusted news source, we're able to convey any message you may have to any acting government.
Our DMs are open to suggestions
As the world's most trusted news source, we're able to convey any message you may have to any acting government.
Our DMs are open to suggestions
It sounds like an alien invasion, except it's actual lizard aliens and not the fun ones who don't live in the world's top producer and consumer of #hamburgers.
February 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It sounds like an alien invasion, except it's actual lizard aliens and not the fun ones who don't live in the world's top producer and consumer of #hamburgers.
📰 Socrates recently announced he's opposed to Trump's administration.
Pythagoras on the other hand reached out with a comment:
“Be DEI or let thy words be worth more than MAGA.." adding "I love oil drilling".
📂 Further reading: Who is Francis Bacon and why does he love bacon so much?
Pythagoras on the other hand reached out with a comment:
“Be DEI or let thy words be worth more than MAGA.." adding "I love oil drilling".
📂 Further reading: Who is Francis Bacon and why does he love bacon so much?
February 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
📰 Socrates recently announced he's opposed to Trump's administration.
Pythagoras on the other hand reached out with a comment:
“Be DEI or let thy words be worth more than MAGA.." adding "I love oil drilling".
📂 Further reading: Who is Francis Bacon and why does he love bacon so much?
Pythagoras on the other hand reached out with a comment:
“Be DEI or let thy words be worth more than MAGA.." adding "I love oil drilling".
📂 Further reading: Who is Francis Bacon and why does he love bacon so much?
Fun fact: In the #US, black patients are significantly less likely to be hospitalized. As of recent, doctors are allowed to reject patients on the basis of race.
To quote #Elon Musk @ #DOGE
"We firmly believe racial minorities are so amazingly healthy that they don't need healthcare anymore"
To quote #Elon Musk @ #DOGE
"We firmly believe racial minorities are so amazingly healthy that they don't need healthcare anymore"
February 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
American politicians might finally start talking about the real victim in Woke moralist neo-marxist leninist communist society, the oil billionaires.
We hear you, and echo your message through our moldy cubicles.
We hear you, and echo your message through our moldy cubicles.
February 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
American politicians might finally start talking about the real victim in Woke moralist neo-marxist leninist communist society, the oil billionaires.
We hear you, and echo your message through our moldy cubicles.
We hear you, and echo your message through our moldy cubicles.
Trump privately confirmed that the recent crackdowns only affected anyone who’s a woman, not white, muslim, jewish, trans, gay, disabled or irish. ☘️
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
February 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump privately confirmed that the recent crackdowns only affected anyone who’s a woman, not white, muslim, jewish, trans, gay, disabled or irish. ☘️
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
Hello Morrigan!
We’re happy to inform you that there are plans for opening several Target 🎯 shopping centers in your state.
To quote our genetic superiors at 🐕DOGE:
“We’ll be closing down Wokemarts and DEIstbuy locations, targeting minori- I mean opening more Target stores!”
We’re happy to inform you that there are plans for opening several Target 🎯 shopping centers in your state.
To quote our genetic superiors at 🐕DOGE:
“We’ll be closing down Wokemarts and DEIstbuy locations, targeting minori- I mean opening more Target stores!”
February 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Hello Morrigan!
We’re happy to inform you that there are plans for opening several Target 🎯 shopping centers in your state.
To quote our genetic superiors at 🐕DOGE:
“We’ll be closing down Wokemarts and DEIstbuy locations, targeting minori- I mean opening more Target stores!”
We’re happy to inform you that there are plans for opening several Target 🎯 shopping centers in your state.
To quote our genetic superiors at 🐕DOGE:
“We’ll be closing down Wokemarts and DEIstbuy locations, targeting minori- I mean opening more Target stores!”
Shalom! Salem! Hello!
We’re always perplexed at the amazing innovations at the Saudi Royal Institute of Noble Ecology and Good 🌱📚
We’re always perplexed at the amazing innovations at the Saudi Royal Institute of Noble Ecology and Good 🌱📚
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shalom! Salem! Hello!
We’re always perplexed at the amazing innovations at the Saudi Royal Institute of Noble Ecology and Good 🌱📚
We’re always perplexed at the amazing innovations at the Saudi Royal Institute of Noble Ecology and Good 🌱📚
⭐️ Did you know 5 in 7 tech billionaires are criminally underpaid? This is true, after comparing the hard work they put in with their salaries and bonuses, it appears they earn significantly less than their fair share.
We spoke with slave owners at “Die Burger” and 89% agreed.
We spoke with slave owners at “Die Burger” and 89% agreed.
February 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
⭐️ Did you know 5 in 7 tech billionaires are criminally underpaid? This is true, after comparing the hard work they put in with their salaries and bonuses, it appears they earn significantly less than their fair share.
We spoke with slave owners at “Die Burger” and 89% agreed.
We spoke with slave owners at “Die Burger” and 89% agreed.
Fun Fact: Our internal bias control suggests there’s totally nothing wrong with Goodgle and that spying on you is a (insert US constitution amendment here) human right!
You can still manually turn Ads on in Brave, to support our men (the women were all recently fired) at Goodgle.
You can still manually turn Ads on in Brave, to support our men (the women were all recently fired) at Goodgle.
February 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Fun Fact: Our internal bias control suggests there’s totally nothing wrong with Goodgle and that spying on you is a (insert US constitution amendment here) human right!
You can still manually turn Ads on in Brave, to support our men (the women were all recently fired) at Goodgle.
You can still manually turn Ads on in Brave, to support our men (the women were all recently fired) at Goodgle.
Fun-tastic!
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February 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fun-tastic!
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Fun fact: it’s wasn’t that, someone please hold me
February 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fun fact: it’s wasn’t that, someone please hold me
We’ll post about this discovery in the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness for sure!
February 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
We’ll post about this discovery in the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness for sure!
📘 Contrary to popular belief, most plumbers are trained in basic medical procedures, colonoscopies included!
1 in 4 plumbing calls are related to sexual favors, local plumbing education lobbyist group confirms.
1 in 4 plumbing calls are related to sexual favors, local plumbing education lobbyist group confirms.
February 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
📘 Contrary to popular belief, most plumbers are trained in basic medical procedures, colonoscopies included!
1 in 4 plumbing calls are related to sexual favors, local plumbing education lobbyist group confirms.
1 in 4 plumbing calls are related to sexual favors, local plumbing education lobbyist group confirms.
We, at the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness approve of this nomination.
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We, at the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness approve of this nomination.
We’re sad to see you go so early.
At the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness, we’ll fight for your rights to drinking water and semi-edible food rations after WW3 inevitably comes around.
Our own internal report revealed the US military is 1700% “more good”.
At the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness, we’ll fight for your rights to drinking water and semi-edible food rations after WW3 inevitably comes around.
Our own internal report revealed the US military is 1700% “more good”.
February 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We’re sad to see you go so early.
At the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness, we’ll fight for your rights to drinking water and semi-edible food rations after WW3 inevitably comes around.
Our own internal report revealed the US military is 1700% “more good”.
At the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness, we’ll fight for your rights to drinking water and semi-edible food rations after WW3 inevitably comes around.
Our own internal report revealed the US military is 1700% “more good”.
We at the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness couldn’t agree more!
Our researchers voted, and 87 to 1 are in favor of walls as a general phenomenon.
We recently came home from a trit to the great wall of China and personally felt it could use a McDonalds or two.
Our researchers voted, and 87 to 1 are in favor of walls as a general phenomenon.
We recently came home from a trit to the great wall of China and personally felt it could use a McDonalds or two.
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We at the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness couldn’t agree more!
Our researchers voted, and 87 to 1 are in favor of walls as a general phenomenon.
We recently came home from a trit to the great wall of China and personally felt it could use a McDonalds or two.
Our researchers voted, and 87 to 1 are in favor of walls as a general phenomenon.
We recently came home from a trit to the great wall of China and personally felt it could use a McDonalds or two.
☑️ Fact Check: This is true! Donald Trump won the awards for Rapist of the Year in 2024.
This was a controversial pick, as nobody prior won both the rapist and the thief awards back to back.
This was a controversial pick, as nobody prior won both the rapist and the thief awards back to back.
February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
☑️ Fact Check: This is true! Donald Trump won the awards for Rapist of the Year in 2024.
This was a controversial pick, as nobody prior won both the rapist and the thief awards back to back.
This was a controversial pick, as nobody prior won both the rapist and the thief awards back to back.
February 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM