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American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness 🇺🇸 (Parody)
☑️ Rated a perfect 0% bias score by the AITA, we ensure to present no bias as we report on activity and news relating to the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and epic Awesome States of Awesomerica. 🦅🦅
☑️ Rated a perfect 0% bias score by the AITA, we ensure to present no bias as we report on activity and news relating to the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and epic Awesome States of Awesomerica. 🦅🦅
🔥 EXCLUSIVE!
Elon Musk announces solution to #condom crisis in #Gaza!
“We built a giant flying condom-rocket in collaboration with SpaceX, at a total cost of only $48 million”, adding “..it’s filled with illegal chemicals powerful enough to make anyone of inferior genetics infertile”.
#CondomX 🚀
Elon Musk announces solution to #condom crisis in #Gaza!
“We built a giant flying condom-rocket in collaboration with SpaceX, at a total cost of only $48 million”, adding “..it’s filled with illegal chemicals powerful enough to make anyone of inferior genetics infertile”.
#CondomX 🚀
February 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
‼️ Breaking news!
#Trump just signed another executive order, approving of three stickmen holding cash.
We’re still figuring out who the stickmen in question are, or what the #executive order is meant to communicate.
This will likely be challenged in court.
#usa #order #potus #elon
#Trump just signed another executive order, approving of three stickmen holding cash.
We’re still figuring out who the stickmen in question are, or what the #executive order is meant to communicate.
This will likely be challenged in court.
#usa #order #potus #elon
February 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Trump privately confirmed that the recent crackdowns only affected anyone who’s a woman, not white, muslim, jewish, trans, gay, disabled or irish. ☘️
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
February 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Trump privately confirmed that the recent crackdowns only affected anyone who’s a woman, not white, muslim, jewish, trans, gay, disabled or irish. ☘️
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
Don’t worry, as new job opportunities open up! 🐕DOGE recently talked about concentrating on guantanamo bay, whilst producing strange hissing noises.🐍
Fun fact: please stop looking at what the great and glorious nation of the United States is doing.
Look at this cute cat! Kindly look away! Pspspsosps over here kitty kitty
Look at this cute cat! Kindly look away! Pspspsosps over here kitty kitty
February 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fun fact: please stop looking at what the great and glorious nation of the United States is doing.
Look at this cute cat! Kindly look away! Pspspsosps over here kitty kitty
Look at this cute cat! Kindly look away! Pspspsosps over here kitty kitty
We live in a society.
February 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We live in a society.
As long as it’s made in the world’s most Awesome nation, we approve!
Ideally, somebody makes an AmericaGPT with 4th july fireworks firing every time the prompt goes through.
Here is what we have in mind:
Ideally, somebody makes an AmericaGPT with 4th july fireworks firing every time the prompt goes through.
Here is what we have in mind:
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As long as it’s made in the world’s most Awesome nation, we approve!
Ideally, somebody makes an AmericaGPT with 4th july fireworks firing every time the prompt goes through.
Here is what we have in mind:
Ideally, somebody makes an AmericaGPT with 4th july fireworks firing every time the prompt goes through.
Here is what we have in mind:
Don’t be silly, Bunk. How else would we justify spending $US500,000,000,000 on #Nvidia GPUs, if not by ignoring the energy efficient alternative?
Here, look at this AI generated image of a cute american cat. This was generated using the energy of 2 cars and 1 space rocket. 🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪
Here, look at this AI generated image of a cute american cat. This was generated using the energy of 2 cars and 1 space rocket. 🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪
February 1, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Don’t be silly, Bunk. How else would we justify spending $US500,000,000,000 on #Nvidia GPUs, if not by ignoring the energy efficient alternative?
Here, look at this AI generated image of a cute american cat. This was generated using the energy of 2 cars and 1 space rocket. 🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪
Here, look at this AI generated image of a cute american cat. This was generated using the energy of 2 cars and 1 space rocket. 🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪