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American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness 🇺🇸 (Parody)

☑️ Rated a perfect 0% bias score by the AITA, we ensure to present no bias as we report on activity and news relating to the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and epic Awesome States of Awesomerica. 🦅🦅
🔥 EXCLUSIVE!

Elon Musk announces solution to #condom crisis in #Gaza!

“We built a giant flying condom-rocket in collaboration with SpaceX, at a total cost of only $48 million”, adding “..it’s filled with illegal chemicals powerful enough to make anyone of inferior genetics infertile”.

#CondomX 🚀
February 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
‼️ Breaking news!
#Trump just signed another executive order, approving of three stickmen holding cash.

We’re still figuring out who the stickmen in question are, or what the #executive order is meant to communicate.

This will likely be challenged in court.

#usa #order #potus #elon
February 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
⭐️ New research by the American Institute for Truth and Awesomeness reveals that the #USA is world’s most #Awesome country.

Coincidentally, #China was found to be the least awesome country. Click the #map to view more 👇👇👇
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
#DeepSeek data is so vulnerable that each and every user’s genitals are publicly available on the dropbox homepage, says researcher at the American Institute of Truth and Awesomeness.

OpenAi, on the other hand, keeps your data safe behind a vibranium safe, confirmed by AITA.
February 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM