Alex Halpern
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Alex Halpern
@halpernalex.bsky.social
Expert generalist. Oregonian.

Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Oh buddy I know that pain super well, and take the advice of a local politician who has to ask loved ones and heroes for money, take shame out of your game and send that follow up.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
lol, lmao even
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You must be a blast at parties
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The joke is not that she’s a woman, the joke is that her name doesn’t sound Mexican, and I can’t believe I am having to explain that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Thank you for this most bluesky of responses.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hell yeah we do
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
wouldn’t you want the good kids to go to berkeley
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I think you mean your depahhtchuh
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You are so weird and I love you for it
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How dare you not allow me to quote this with my feelings about how the dodgers are the Trump administration of baseball
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Well that is awfully dismissive of support groups for serial sexual harassers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM