Alex Halpern
@halpernalex.bsky.social
Expert generalist. Oregonian.
Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Oh buddy I know that pain super well, and take the advice of a local politician who has to ask loved ones and heroes for money, take shame out of your game and send that follow up.
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Oh buddy I know that pain super well, and take the advice of a local politician who has to ask loved ones and heroes for money, take shame out of your game and send that follow up.
You must be a blast at parties
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You must be a blast at parties
The joke is not that she’s a woman, the joke is that her name doesn’t sound Mexican, and I can’t believe I am having to explain that.
November 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The joke is not that she’s a woman, the joke is that her name doesn’t sound Mexican, and I can’t believe I am having to explain that.
Thank you for this most bluesky of responses.
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thank you for this most bluesky of responses.
wouldn’t you want the good kids to go to berkeley
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
wouldn’t you want the good kids to go to berkeley
I think you mean your depahhtchuh
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think you mean your depahhtchuh
You are so weird and I love you for it
November 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You are so weird and I love you for it
How dare you not allow me to quote this with my feelings about how the dodgers are the Trump administration of baseball
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How dare you not allow me to quote this with my feelings about how the dodgers are the Trump administration of baseball
Well that is awfully dismissive of support groups for serial sexual harassers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well that is awfully dismissive of support groups for serial sexual harassers.