Alex Halpern
@halpernalex.bsky.social
Expert generalist. Oregonian.
Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Act locally. Views expressly my own.
Phil Knight to the white courtesy telephone. Phil Knight to the white courtesy telephone.
October 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Phil Knight to the white courtesy telephone. Phil Knight to the white courtesy telephone.
Tell you what, I didn’t see this one coming.
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Tell you what, I didn’t see this one coming.
The New York Times has been complicit for a long while now, but this goes beyond complicity to intentional disinformation.
October 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The New York Times has been complicit for a long while now, but this goes beyond complicity to intentional disinformation.
Probably my favorite sign from today.
October 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Probably my favorite sign from today.
Normal country you got there
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Normal country you got there
This is the one, folks.
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is the one, folks.
Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say
August 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sums up America in 2025 pretty well I’d say
Nothing like a little national socialism to really get that patriotism flowing
August 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nothing like a little national socialism to really get that patriotism flowing
A lot to think about here, mostly about who the +15 democrats are who have positive feelings about Fresno
July 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A lot to think about here, mostly about who the +15 democrats are who have positive feelings about Fresno
Remember Obama’s tan suit?
July 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Remember Obama’s tan suit?
I would also like to thank all of those in authority at Coca-Cola for this miracle they have called Coke Zero. Mr. President please open the aspartame mines.
July 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I would also like to thank all of those in authority at Coca-Cola for this miracle they have called Coke Zero. Mr. President please open the aspartame mines.
Just a reminder that the vast majority of people being rounded up and sent to these camps have not been convicted or even accused of any crimes
July 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just a reminder that the vast majority of people being rounded up and sent to these camps have not been convicted or even accused of any crimes
I am starting to miss being thanked for my attention to these matters
June 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I am starting to miss being thanked for my attention to these matters
I mean, don’t threaten me with a good time
June 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I mean, don’t threaten me with a good time
The only thing that’s funny about this is when I imagine going back in time and showing Marco Rubio this picture in 2008.
June 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The only thing that’s funny about this is when I imagine going back in time and showing Marco Rubio this picture in 2008.
Fun fact, I get paid $0 to be on the school board.
June 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fun fact, I get paid $0 to be on the school board.
Once again I wonder aloud what would have happened if any other president in American history had made this public statement.
May 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Once again I wonder aloud what would have happened if any other president in American history had made this public statement.
The thing is, when you’re tanking the economy people can’t afford to buy the shitty cars you’re selling, even if you demand them to.
March 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The thing is, when you’re tanking the economy people can’t afford to buy the shitty cars you’re selling, even if you demand them to.
Earlier I said the federal government had not done one positive thing since January 20th and I am happy to have finally found one thing.
March 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Earlier I said the federal government had not done one positive thing since January 20th and I am happy to have finally found one thing.
You and I are not the same
March 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You and I are not the same
Never trust anyone who uses “high-IQ” as a descriptor.
February 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Never trust anyone who uses “high-IQ” as a descriptor.