halon1301
@halon1301.ca
Same Halon1301 as Twitter, masto, Recon and most other places. Tech, kink, gear and life. 18+ only! Gaaaaaaaay
Fuck Fascism.
Ontario Canada 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
Fuck Fascism.
Ontario Canada 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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halon1301
@halon1301.ca
· Nov 6
Fuck Fascism, fuck fascists. Fuck nazis, fuck nazi sympathizers, fuck the right.
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Also, how do you put your really hacky home automation into a repo to make it show you know what you're doing?
When most of your code samples are for sex toys, how do you share those with a potential employer, who is not at all related to that industry.
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Also, how do you put your really hacky home automation into a repo to make it show you know what you're doing?
When most of your code samples are for sex toys, how do you share those with a potential employer, who is not at all related to that industry.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When most of your code samples are for sex toys, how do you share those with a potential employer, who is not at all related to that industry.
Dimensional aluminum extrusion is just industrial grade lego.
Why did no one inform me of this earlier in my life... There's so many problems I could have solved!
Why did no one inform me of this earlier in my life... There's so many problems I could have solved!
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dimensional aluminum extrusion is just industrial grade lego.
Why did no one inform me of this earlier in my life... There's so many problems I could have solved!
Why did no one inform me of this earlier in my life... There's so many problems I could have solved!
Client-side Javascript is pretty much always the reason why everything is slow. It gets worse when ad networks get involved. The features of JS are great, but it's always slow.
I say we bring back simple HTML from the early 2000's!
I say we bring back simple HTML from the early 2000's!
Ah ha! I've deployed Nextcloud on my network to try to self-host things, but on top of having lots of issues with shared calendars (not NC's fault, cross-service calendar sharing is a PITA), I always found it SLOW. And this explains why
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Why Nextcloud feels slow to use
No amount of tuning the backend service performance helped, and then I learned why. Oh no. Oh no no no no.
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November 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Client-side Javascript is pretty much always the reason why everything is slow. It gets worse when ad networks get involved. The features of JS are great, but it's always slow.
I say we bring back simple HTML from the early 2000's!
I say we bring back simple HTML from the early 2000's!
Looks like I may be going to Re:Invent... As much as I'm trying to avoid travel to the US, I've wanted to go to Re:Invent for many years, and I think I'd be crazy to turn it down.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Looks like I may be going to Re:Invent... As much as I'm trying to avoid travel to the US, I've wanted to go to Re:Invent for many years, and I think I'd be crazy to turn it down.
This stuff is so cool. When I worked at BlackBerry we used to be able to watch big events in the relay and BBM traffic. New Years across timezones was really cool, and the Olympics was also something wild!
This is a fun chart!
The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday)
The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾
The green is the main bsky load balancer traffic throughput from Saturday night, and the purple is how much traffic there was 7 days before (the previous Saturday)
The spike is due to the world series - pretty incredible! ⚾
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This stuff is so cool. When I worked at BlackBerry we used to be able to watch big events in the relay and BBM traffic. New Years across timezones was really cool, and the Olympics was also something wild!
Bad deploy, broke dev. Blamed it on Azure even though we run on AWS.
The internet is just a series of tubes man...
The internet is just a series of tubes man...
October 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bad deploy, broke dev. Blamed it on Azure even though we run on AWS.
The internet is just a series of tubes man...
The internet is just a series of tubes man...
UPS fucking sucks. I'm fairly confident they lost my new phone and watch, and neither UPS or apple are willing to do anything yet, telling me to "just wait a few more days". It was out for delivery, and now it's vanished with the tracking not updating for 3 days saying "tomorrow".
Great service...
Great service...
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
UPS fucking sucks. I'm fairly confident they lost my new phone and watch, and neither UPS or apple are willing to do anything yet, telling me to "just wait a few more days". It was out for delivery, and now it's vanished with the tracking not updating for 3 days saying "tomorrow".
Great service...
Great service...
I think my new phone is lost in the UPS aether... Was supposed to be delivered 2 days ago and the tracking has stopped... UPS doesn't know where it is, and all their agents say "system says delivery today".
October 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I think my new phone is lost in the UPS aether... Was supposed to be delivered 2 days ago and the tracking has stopped... UPS doesn't know where it is, and all their agents say "system says delivery today".
I would love to be a fly on the wall in Amazon's incident bridge today
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I would love to be a fly on the wall in Amazon's incident bridge today
Happy annual US-East-1 outage day for those who celebrate...
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Happy annual US-East-1 outage day for those who celebrate...
392hrs, 14 minutes. Millions of parts, so many fuck ups, a lot of really kick ass looking factories.
Phase 5 of project Assembly Complete. I've beaten Satisfactory.
In a long history of gaming, the first game I've actually ever beaten.
Time to start again!
Phase 5 of project Assembly Complete. I've beaten Satisfactory.
In a long history of gaming, the first game I've actually ever beaten.
Time to start again!
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
392hrs, 14 minutes. Millions of parts, so many fuck ups, a lot of really kick ass looking factories.
Phase 5 of project Assembly Complete. I've beaten Satisfactory.
In a long history of gaming, the first game I've actually ever beaten.
Time to start again!
Phase 5 of project Assembly Complete. I've beaten Satisfactory.
In a long history of gaming, the first game I've actually ever beaten.
Time to start again!
Older picture, but I could go for some of this again. Chest-to-wrist restraints, muzzled, electro plug and strung up. This was a lot of fun, but ran into some issues (not related to the bondage) that ended up ending the scene early.
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Older picture, but I could go for some of this again. Chest-to-wrist restraints, muzzled, electro plug and strung up. This was a lot of fun, but ran into some issues (not related to the bondage) that ended up ending the scene early.
Not normal kinky thoughts for me, but...
If someone could restrain me in rubber, edge me, unzip my crotch and then cum on my locked dick (multiple loads, from multiple people even), and then zip me up and keep me restrained and horny for a long while, I'd be in a world of bliss. Electro too!
If someone could restrain me in rubber, edge me, unzip my crotch and then cum on my locked dick (multiple loads, from multiple people even), and then zip me up and keep me restrained and horny for a long while, I'd be in a world of bliss. Electro too!
October 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not normal kinky thoughts for me, but...
If someone could restrain me in rubber, edge me, unzip my crotch and then cum on my locked dick (multiple loads, from multiple people even), and then zip me up and keep me restrained and horny for a long while, I'd be in a world of bliss. Electro too!
If someone could restrain me in rubber, edge me, unzip my crotch and then cum on my locked dick (multiple loads, from multiple people even), and then zip me up and keep me restrained and horny for a long while, I'd be in a world of bliss. Electro too!
Is it really locktober when you are permanently self locked? Just another day/week/month of self imposed lock down.
It's taught me a lot about myself, I've learned how important my prostate is to me, and how much more I love the gear, bondage and process than the getting off.
It's taught me a lot about myself, I've learned how important my prostate is to me, and how much more I love the gear, bondage and process than the getting off.
October 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Is it really locktober when you are permanently self locked? Just another day/week/month of self imposed lock down.
It's taught me a lot about myself, I've learned how important my prostate is to me, and how much more I love the gear, bondage and process than the getting off.
It's taught me a lot about myself, I've learned how important my prostate is to me, and how much more I love the gear, bondage and process than the getting off.
A hot water heated towel warmer has to be the best use of geothermal water on earth. Iceland is way ahead
September 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A hot water heated towel warmer has to be the best use of geothermal water on earth. Iceland is way ahead
I think I want to learn Icelandic. It seems like such a fun language
September 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think I want to learn Icelandic. It seems like such a fun language
Another beautiful day to ride. All the families are out too
September 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Another beautiful day to ride. All the families are out too
August 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Had 4 disks in 2 servers start throwing errors on Friday. Cue me replacing those with new SSDS, and replacing vmware esxi with proxmox this weekend. Didn't even get a chance to work on the stuff I wanted to 😔
August 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Had 4 disks in 2 servers start throwing errors on Friday. Cue me replacing those with new SSDS, and replacing vmware esxi with proxmox this weekend. Didn't even get a chance to work on the stuff I wanted to 😔
Cloudflare sales call, they really like to jerk themselves off as to how their offerings are better than everyone else.
August 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cloudflare sales call, they really like to jerk themselves off as to how their offerings are better than everyone else.
I could really use some time trapped in heavy gear. Lock it on and keep me in it for as long as I physically can...
August 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I could really use some time trapped in heavy gear. Lock it on and keep me in it for as long as I physically can...
It may be nearly 32C out, and I'm drenched in sweat, but there weather is absolutely beautiful for a mountain bike ride. #feelsgoodman
August 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It may be nearly 32C out, and I'm drenched in sweat, but there weather is absolutely beautiful for a mountain bike ride. #feelsgoodman