halldorlactase.bsky.social
@halldorlactase.bsky.social
caustic lil gnomes
reminder that cashews grow like a little guy wearing a giant hat
November 21, 2023 at 1:13 AM
caustic lil gnomes
adding "bat sex ritual" and "non- penetrative bat sex" to my list of song titles
there's a whole range of startling information here
Caught not quite in the act: church cameras reveal bat sex ritual
Experts say video provides first evidence of a mammal mating without penetration
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2023 at 1:05 AM
adding "bat sex ritual" and "non- penetrative bat sex" to my list of song titles
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Being judged* for what is and isn't listed on my character sheet** at the game session***
*Passed over
**Resume
***Job interview
*Passed over
**Resume
***Job interview
October 11, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Being judged* for what is and isn't listed on my character sheet** at the game session***
*Passed over
**Resume
***Job interview
*Passed over
**Resume
***Job interview
really shoulda bought this last week lol
October 19, 2023 at 2:18 AM
really shoulda bought this last week lol
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
I know eventually I'll no longer be able to decimate my girlfriend at chess, she's getting better every match as she learns, but it's very fun in the meantime
October 18, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I know eventually I'll no longer be able to decimate my girlfriend at chess, she's getting better every match as she learns, but it's very fun in the meantime
excited to see how long it takes me to render my TL entirely unusable on here. I give me 3 days
September 29, 2023 at 7:48 AM
excited to see how long it takes me to render my TL entirely unusable on here. I give me 3 days
what hempen homespuns have we swaggering here
September 29, 2023 at 3:54 AM
what hempen homespuns have we swaggering here