Half Phased
halfphased.bsky.social
Half Phased
@halfphased.bsky.social
I play strategy and simulation games. Sometimes I have snark. The cat is mostly a menace. He/Him
Has anyone else noticed that since AI became a thing, Word is getting worse at spelling corrections?

Spot the spelling mistake: “There is a second”

According to Word the mistake is: “re is a seco”.

How is technology going backwards?
December 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I can’t stop laughing at this.

The fact the only way into the house on what is assumably the front is the garage door.
Great Room that is just everything in one
The Full Bath series (of which we have entries 2 and 43 (Jack and Jill and Bedroom 4))
The excessive number of sinks and baths.
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He knows there’s a plant in there that he wants to eat.
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Owning a cat means hearing a random sound from somewhere in your house and trying to figure out if it is fine or if you should go and find out what it was.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why I had to ask someone else to take over the session notes for the DnD session this evening.
November 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Also, the fact that tonight there is the final matches of the latest tournament I’m organizing on the official Discord server is being played, when we’re a week away from the game being delisted is… somewhat sad? The game still has life left with a dedicated community.
With Battlestar Galactica Deadlock reaching the end of being avaiable to buy, I figured now might be the time to share some of the best screenshots I've taken of the game over the years.

Seriously, if you like space strategy games, this is not a game to miss.
November 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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And of course, the best GIF I ever made in the game.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
With Battlestar Galactica Deadlock reaching the end of being avaiable to buy, I figured now might be the time to share some of the best screenshots I've taken of the game over the years.

Seriously, if you like space strategy games, this is not a game to miss.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Legends ZA thoughts. Having a magikarp out and walking it is everything I could ask for.
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yeah, my account may as well be my cat’s account now.
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Since I can’t really work when the kitten decides to sleep on my desk, at least it’s not far to reach for pets and head scratches.
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Someone would like everyone to know that accusations that he got bored during the night and destroyed a phone charger are slander.
September 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Driving through France and thought a baguette vending machine was possibly the most unconventional vending machine I could see.

Then I saw a pizza vending machine.
August 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I’m thinking I need to do an experiment in Rimworld, see just how durable a colonist I can make

I’m thinking that just combining two mods I can achieve a incoming damage factor of 10%, permanently.

8.5% and lower may be possible if other mods work the way I remember they do.
July 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I woke up this morning, feeling relieved that it was Sunday.

Then the realization hit me.

It’s Tuesday.
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I recently decided to play Animal Crossing New Horizons again recently.

I knew it had been a while, but the villagers did not need to tell me it had been 2 years and 10 months.
June 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Stellaris change: Trade is used to offset deficits on planets.

Cue screaming from the community who’ve been trained to specialise and optimize planets and therefore run massive deficits of resources on various planets.
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I enjoy Stellaris.

I particularly enjoy when I’m fighting the Prethoryn and the AI decide to open the L-Cluster, unleashing the grey tempest into the back lines of every empire, simultaneously, meaning I have take anti-prethoryn fleets deal with the grey tempest.

Worst possible timing.
January 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I spent a lot of time seeing people posting about stardew valley and I went “don’t need to replay stardew, I’ve got other games to focus on.”

Anyway, I’m now on day 96, the community centre is complete bar 3 items and I have 84 quality sprinklers so I won’t have to manually water ever again.
January 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tonight in DnD: the half orc Druid rants about wizards and their floating city over lake, in the middle of a desert. The Tabaxi rogue walks off mid rant and goes to bed.
December 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Recently my job involved dropping an image on top of another and adjusting the transparency. And I can’t quite believe I’m using skills 10 year old me honed on the primary school computers.
December 7, 2024 at 8:23 AM